One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Smithville wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives, their families, etc.
Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears!! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate.
Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit.
Satan walks up to the man and says, "Hey, don't you know who I am?"
The man says, "Yep, sure do."
Satan says, "Well, aren't you afraid of me?"
The man says, "Nope, sure ain't."
Satan, perturbed, says, "And why aren't you afraid of me?"
"Well, I've been married to your sister for 25 years."
2006-09-02 21:11:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're probably not afraid of Satan because you probably know he doesn't exist.
But you should be afraid of attempting to be a comedian. I think that if you told a corny joke like that one on stage.....well, what the audience would do to you would probably be pretty scary.
2006-09-02 21:17:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
that's a good 1
2006-09-03 04:15:56 · answer #2 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny
Thank you for the laugh
2006-09-03 04:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by witchfromoz2003 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats good i like it. LOL
2006-09-03 12:27:13 · answer #4 · answered by A Friend Of The Band I Swear 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!
2006-09-03 04:15:00 · answer #5 · answered by Lana 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey that was funny dude.
2006-09-03 04:28:38 · answer #6 · answered by sexy girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke
2006-09-03 06:21:01 · answer #7 · answered by amit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent :)
2006-09-03 04:13:44 · answer #8 · answered by gonetotallymad 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well put, so was I.
2006-09-03 04:26:52 · answer #9 · answered by Special-Tee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-03 04:52:21 · answer #10 · answered by Cherries 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋