2006-09-02 20:52:01 · 13 answers · asked by crazygurl 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
by asking stupid questions?????????????
2006-09-02 20:55:00 · answer #1 · answered by TIMEPASS 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-03 01:06:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-05 18:56:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were two guys about to catch a train to pittsburg so one of the guys goes up to the ticket box and when he comes back hes laughing pretty hard. The other guy asks "Whats so funny? Did something happen?". The guy holding the newly aquired tickets says, "Well the woman at the ticket box was really hot; had huge breasts. So instead of asking for 2 tickets to pittsburg, I said 2 pickets to titsburg. It was quite embarassing but she laughed which is cool." The other guy replies "That so ironic becuase i did that this morning with my wife. Instead of saying could you please pass the milk I said you're ruining my life you f-ing b****!"
2006-09-02 21:13:21 · answer #4 · answered by captain krispie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1-a little boy send a letter to santa "send me a sister"
The santa wrote back"send me your mother"
2-Bush Visits a Nursing Home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
2006-09-03 04:59:03 · answer #5 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the future all cameras (instead giving off a flash) will emit a the sound of Barbara Streisand being mauled by a bear.
2006-09-02 21:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by leo.soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After dinner one evening a George W. Bush was entertaining their house guest by playing the piano.
At one point he turned to the visitor, a fat conservative talk show host, and said, "I understand you love music."
"Yes," murmured the guest politely. "But never you mind. Keep right on playing ..."
2006-09-02 21:07:30 · answer #7 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-06 05:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by hemond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Slapstick works on depressed people better than anything.Nothing is funnier when you're down than seeing somebody bust their A SS spectacularly.
Will you answer my question too,please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agnq.3NOlHratbsDsFLTcaLsy6IX?qid=20060902064014AAcE3xT
2006-09-02 20:59:04 · answer #9 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny As......
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
"What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world" The woman says, "I'll miss you..."
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.
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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said -Turn sideways and look in the mirror
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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A PRAYER....
Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
2006-09-02 21:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Alice in Wonderbra 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the left big titty say to the right big titty? - if we dont get some support soon everybody's gonna think were nuts
2006-09-02 20:55:24 · answer #11 · answered by moefan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋