A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped
> >at was the breeding bulls.
> >
> >They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,
> >"This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband
> >in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."
> >
> >They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, This
> >bull
> >mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and
> >said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
> >
> >They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in
> >capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year. "The wife, so
> >excited
> >that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day.
> >You could REALLY learn something from this one."
> >
> >The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the
> >same cow."
> >
> >NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and
> >he should eventually make a full recovery
2006-09-02 20:49:06 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL...excellent joke....I will give you a 10 for the humor
2006-09-02 20:51:05 · answer #1 · answered by daddydoggie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
woh its the best joke 100 out of 100 wanna be my friend
2006-09-03 03:58:17 · answer #2 · answered by TIMEPASS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-03 14:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im so sorry this one didnt do it for me tonight ok
2006-09-03 05:47:58 · answer #4 · answered by nomiadich 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He he funny
2006-09-03 04:29:57 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teeheeheeheeheeheeheehee
hillarious!
2006-09-03 05:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks that was good.
2006-09-03 04:16:50 · answer #7 · answered by Special-Tee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋