2006-09-02 20:45:49 · 10 answers · asked by jenn 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Books:
"Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare"
"The Book of Bunny Suicides by Andy Riley"
Movies:
"Happiness "
"4 Rooms"
Animation:
"Happy Tree Friends"
2006-09-02 20:59:48 · answer #1 · answered by Lone Ranja™ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The movie "Heathers" or "Very Bad Things". I agree with "Happy Tree Friends"! I shouldn't love Happy Tree Friends, but I do! I'm a sucker for cute, cuddly animated animals being injured (and worse)!
2006-09-05 21:49:17 · answer #2 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man had two great tickets for the World Cup Final. As he sits
down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to
him.
آ آ آ "No," he says. "The seat is empty."
آ آ آ "This is incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would
آ آ آ have a seat like this for the best game of World Cup, and not use
آ آ آ it?"
آ آ آ He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was
آ آ آ supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first آ World
Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."
"Oh I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find
آ آ آ someone else... a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the
آ آ آ seat?"
آ آ آ The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at her funeral."
2006-09-02 21:01:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
What is the meanest thing you can give a paraplegic (dead from the waist down)? A mountain bike.
2006-09-02 22:10:51 · answer #4 · answered by leo.soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When a friend told me about an argumentative fellow we both know who had lost a leg and I said " He won't have a leg to stand on now", that was black humour. (unkind)
2006-09-02 21:36:45 · answer #5 · answered by survivor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the new employee replied.
"Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral she stopped in to see you."
2006-09-02 22:49:43 · answer #6 · answered by callahan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you make a dead baby float?
2 scoops ice cream, one scoop dead baby
2006-09-02 21:26:26 · answer #7 · answered by Patrick R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the movie cable guy...
2006-09-02 20:48:52 · answer #8 · answered by snoogans 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
COLUMBINE
2006-09-02 20:48:19 · answer #9 · answered by Jason D 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
!!!!!!
2006-09-02 21:01:36 · answer #10 · answered by genius777 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋