how ever mack me lath gets 3ponts
2006-09-02 20:31:24 · 4 answers · asked by manny14 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
LOL...btw if u choose me as the best answer,u get 3 marks,not i get 3 marks.i will get 10 marks =)
2006-09-02 20:39:01 · answer #1 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake , so he examined her. " You'll be fine," he said. She asked, "Howlong will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause which alarmed the girl. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be alright won't I ?"
He replied, 'Yes , you'll be fine Miss Lewinsky. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."
2006-09-02 21:33:46 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
once a couple was very ill and had the same symptoms. the husband said tommorow, one of us will go the doctor and we both would follow the same medicine advice. they both tossed a coin. the wife won it. she went and came back looking very happy. husband asked her what happened. she said "we both are pregnant!"
i want 10 points
2006-09-02 20:54:55 · answer #3 · answered by tennis all the time 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry don't know
2006-09-02 21:07:14 · answer #4 · answered by TIMEPASS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋