A blonde goes to the Western Union office and says, "I just have to send an urgent message to my mother in Europe."
The clerk says it will be 100, and she replies "But I don't have that much money, and I must get a message to her, it's urgent! I'll do anything to get a message to her."
The clerk replies "Anything?"
"Yes... ANYTHING!" replies the blonde.
He leads her back to his office and closes the door. He tells her to kneel in front of him and unzip her pants. She does.
"Take it out", says the clerk."
She does this as well. She looks up at him, his member in her hands and he says "Well... go ahead and do it..."
She brings her lips close to it and shouts "Hello?... Mom?"
:-) :-) :-)
2006-09-02 19:28:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
F #*% them people dog ....that was funny as hell.
2006-09-02 19:33:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
7
2006-09-03 02:31:59 · answer #2 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Silly
2006-09-03 02:32:38 · answer #3 · answered by Direktor 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blondie jokes , they are never funny
then also i smiled on it at least so i give you 2 out of 5
blue desert you are making me blue , start cracking some good jokes man
2006-09-03 02:39:35 · answer #4 · answered by avi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll give it 2 out of 5
2006-09-03 02:30:12 · answer #5 · answered by Somak Ray 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U a natural funny jokster!
2006-09-03 02:37:15 · answer #6 · answered by palaver 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that funny. i'd give a 2 out of 5.
2006-09-03 02:33:12 · answer #7 · answered by j o s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, umm har har. A blonde joke. Been there and done that.
2006-09-03 02:31:03 · answer #8 · answered by Carnie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Made me laugh. 8/10
2006-09-03 05:35:55 · answer #9 · answered by arnab 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A new category added to the Jokes category. In future, along with the good jokes, dirty jokes, clean jokes, blonde jokes, etc..., suspense jokes will also figure out.
hahahaha.......... a good one.
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2006-09-03 03:41:28 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol hilarious 09/10
2006-09-03 02:31:26 · answer #11 · answered by therifleman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋