Johns wife asks him to finally start doing some honey do's around the house. First she asks him to change some light bulbs she cant reach. John replied, what do i look like, an electrician? She says, fine-can you at least unclog the kitchen sink, with which he replies, what do i look like a plumber. Then, frustrated as hell, she sends him outside to mow the lawn.--which obviously he replies that he doesnt look like a gardener either and leaves to go golfing.
Later that evening he returns to find the lawn mowed, sink unclogged and all the light bulbs replaced. When he asked his wife how she was able to figure it out all by herself she explained a neighbor stopped by an offered to do it for her if she had sex with him or baked him a cake. when her husband asked what kind of cake she baked. she replied, what do i look like, Betty Crocker!
2006-09-02 18:58:10 · 9 answers · asked by humorme! 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that was ******* Hilarius
2006-09-02 19:02:35 · answer #1 · answered by manny14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a sec but I get it.... lol. I'll remember that one!
2006-09-03 02:01:52 · answer #2 · answered by munkees81 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ohhhh thats a good one great joke there
2006-09-03 02:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by angelina p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...nice one!thumbs up 4 u!
2006-09-03 02:15:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa.
That is a funny one.
Thanks.
2006-09-03 02:28:08 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but a goodie!
2006-09-03 02:02:57 · answer #6 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one lol
2006-09-03 09:28:14 · answer #7 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i laughed, i cried...........goodbye.
2006-09-03 02:14:29 · answer #8 · answered by champagne 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL......
2006-09-03 02:05:29 · answer #9 · answered by ABBYsMom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋