A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM.
Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache."
"Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store.
As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?"
"Yes, I am," said the officer.
"Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"
2006-09-02 18:37:56 · 11 answers · asked by china 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That took me completely by surprise. Thank you so much!
Ps.
"Hey fatha, how about a blow j*b, only 10 dolla, Me love you long time!"
Embarrassed, the priest hurried back to the rectory.
"Mother Superior, what's a blow j*b?"
"Ten bucks," she replied. "Same as everywhere else!"
2006-09-02 18:49:16 · answer #1 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good - Took a while for me to understand the punch line - he he funny,
Are you the Fire Chief of this story - no u can't b, could b ur boy friend he he (just kidding) - LOL
2006-09-03 01:42:55 · answer #2 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh my gosh! lol!i heard this joke like a week ago and i never got it! now i finally do lol!
2006-09-03 01:51:21 · answer #3 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that took a little for that to register,,
i got it ,,
i like those !
2006-09-03 01:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by Gummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!
That really is a funny one.
Thanks!
2006-09-03 02:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, hopefully she was smart enough to say it was his new halloween costume! SURPRISE, honey.......
2006-09-03 01:50:15 · answer #6 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought that was my wife speaking then
2006-09-03 01:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Spadesboffin 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
hahah. i actually laughed out loud when i read that.
2006-09-03 02:32:19 · answer #8 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
headache?just throw your head.Haahahh.......just kidding.
Anyway,thanks for that.:-)
2006-09-03 03:58:49 · answer #9 · answered by ryn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not a question.
2006-09-03 01:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by LOVEISNOCOLOR 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋