A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the door to see a gray-haired gentleman with no arms or legs sitting in a wheelchair. The old woman said, "You're not really asking me to consider you, are you? Just look at you.... you have no legs!" The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you still good in bed?" With that, the old gentleman leaned back, beamed a big broad smile and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2006-09-02 18:18:26 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Where can i meet him. lol
2006-09-02 18:34:05 · answer #1 · answered by humorme! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haven't heard that 1 before, can't wait to tell the guys at work
2006-09-03 14:08:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah yes an oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-03 01:23:45 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice. ats pretty good control for an old man
2006-09-03 01:32:24 · answer #4 · answered by moefan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it's funny
2006-09-03 01:23:59 · answer #5 · answered by Firebird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. I read that before at ebaumsworld.com.
2006-09-03 01:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by Theresa T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's disgustingly cute
2006-09-03 01:21:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard many times b4, but still too funny.
2006-09-03 01:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but still good! gotta admit!
2006-09-03 01:37:32 · answer #9 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... i think ive heard that before... thats funny
2006-09-03 01:22:25 · answer #10 · answered by SlipKnoT MaGGoT 666 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋