And If They Come Forward And Talk, Is There A Witness-Protection Program?
2006-09-02 17:39:37 · 12 answers · asked by Heat Miser 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You are on a roll, kid! LMAO!
LOL!
2006-09-02 17:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by Rachel™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why, do you want to be. Go make sure you cross your birthday off the calendar, while your at it, cross off every holiday. Go make sure you're loaded up with dress shirts, ties, and jackets.
One good thing about being Jehovahs Witness, you'll sure save a heck of a lot of money on health insurance, since you are not allowed to go to the doctor anyhow.
2006-09-03 00:42:54 · answer #2 · answered by closetcoon_fan 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2006-09-03 00:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Greg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jehovah's witnesses can go to the doctor, wear jeans(guys and girls), and drive cars.
my mother is one, they base it on the fact that jesus says we should be witnesses for god, thats why they wake you up in the morning.
2006-09-03 00:46:58 · answer #4 · answered by therealmikebrown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you go on Last Comic Standing, you can be booed there too.
2006-09-03 00:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Comedy in this category, omg, lmao, good one.
2006-09-03 00:45:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heck you can grow up to be anything you want!
2006-09-03 02:21:30 · answer #7 · answered by Grandreal 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how accurate is your testemony?
to me you are just talking in tongues!
2006-09-03 00:45:14 · answer #8 · answered by matthewoborne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, very funny.
2006-09-03 00:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by yahoohoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks...needed that. lmao
2006-09-03 00:43:00 · answer #10 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋