This rich lady got very angry at her French maid. After a long list of stinging remarks about her shortcomings as a cook and housekeeper, she dismissed the maid.
The maid, with her Gallic ancestry, couldn't allow such abuse to go unanswered.
"Your husband concedes me a better housekeeper and cook than you, Madam. He has told me himself."
The lady just scowled and said nothing.
"And furthermore," the angry maid continued, "I am better in bed than you!"
"And I suppose my husband told you that, too?"
"No, Madam," said the maid. "The chauffeur told me that!"
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
2006-09-02 17:37:54 · 18 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Haha...very scandalis!! I loved it
2. LOL. HAHA i loved it!! so funny--i thought i wouldn't laugh but i did! good 1.
Finally some good jokes around here. Good job.
2006-09-07 10:25:41 · answer #1 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
both were good ones
id give the first a 10 on 10
and the second a 8 on 10
2006-09-02 17:44:08 · answer #2 · answered by xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in both the jokes the house wife is shocked at last!
Good one!
4 star for both of them (out of 4)
2006-09-02 17:44:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gundruk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa.
Definately worthy of a 10 for each of them!!
2006-09-02 19:39:11 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! that first one is the greatest joke i've heard in a long timmmme props dude
2006-09-02 18:20:24 · answer #5 · answered by Love2loveYa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Both were very funny!!
10
2006-09-02 17:43:08 · answer #6 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 on both! pretty darn funny
2006-09-02 17:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those were hilarious. Keep em coming
2006-09-02 18:08:41 · answer #8 · answered by humorme! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice ones.
7/10 and 8.5/10.
2006-09-02 17:57:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2006-09-07 19:40:57 · answer #10 · answered by ravi_khanna234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋