make me laugh
2006-09-02 17:36:10 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-03 01:13:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Punky what makes you laught well tell an joke it helps me toddk57 Iknow an joke why does an turtle cross an street
to find an shell station tell me if it is funny enought ok
2006-09-03 00:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by toddk57@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A boy was standing on a corner selling fish, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they're dam fish."
The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren't supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them.
When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That's the spirit dad. Pass the ******** potatoes!"
2006-09-03 02:15:41 · answer #3 · answered by FREEK-A-LEEK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a night, Bill Gates spend a night with Julia Roberts :
B :Now I know why people call you 'Pretty Woman'
J : Now I know why they call you 'Micro-Soft..!'
2006-09-03 01:08:22 · answer #4 · answered by J.Xu 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes for today.
You will have to look for my picture to read them
2006-09-03 02:40:15 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blue!
2006-09-03 00:38:10 · answer #6 · answered by They call me ... Trixie. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE says No, it means -
With
Idiot
For
Ever
2006-09-03 00:49:25 · answer #7 · answered by alya m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make your Y!A id as Laugh which is Punky!! right now.
Lol.......... I have 'made' you laugh!!!!
2006-09-03 02:04:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
laugh, laugh, laugh.
if you didn't, then i can do no better.
2006-09-03 01:26:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only know how to make people cry!!!!! Booooooooooo!!!!
2006-09-03 00:39:02 · answer #10 · answered by DSPARKLE 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋