Currently says:
To beep or not to beep, that is the question.
2006-09-02 17:30:30 · 11 answers · asked by sueflower 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hello. You've got through to the wrong answering machine. I sold this one to the White House. If you wait for the tone, and duck energetically,,, you'll be fine. Have a good day.
Hello. I'm sorry, this is my answering machine,i live next door. But if you wish to leave a message just, wait for the beep, and i'll nip round later to pass it on. Thank you.
2006-09-03 04:56:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not here. So, leave a message after the beep, or I'll come down and kick your (beep).
2006-09-03 00:36:06 · answer #2 · answered by leo.soul 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's one:
Hello (said as if you are actually answering the phone), pause.
Hello (said as if you couldn't hear them), pause.
Ha-ha (or laugh), fooled you! Leave a message at the beep!
2006-09-03 00:46:08 · answer #3 · answered by Gremlin789 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just mention your name, say leave a message, tell a joke, and then add a beep.
2006-09-03 00:35:21 · answer #4 · answered by mcneill_35 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you
the roses are wilted
the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty
and so is your head
the roses stink
sorta like sheep
but leave your name number and message after the beep
the roses are molding
the violets are rotten
and i might call you back
if i haven't forgotten
HA
2006-09-03 01:02:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1) "Hello............oh, HIIIII!!! How ARE you? It's so GREAT to hear you.................but I'm not home now. Please leave a message at the tone, and I promise to call you back as soon as possible."
(My ex-girlfriend fell for that that one, and called back a second time to say how much she laughed her *** off.)
2) Record your cat or dog, have them be your greeting.
3) "Hey, it's me.....I'm gone.......you know the drill." BEEEP
2006-09-03 01:57:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi! Sueflower's answering machine is broken. This is her
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick
your message to myself with one of these magnets."
2006-09-03 00:37:33 · answer #7 · answered by starmoishe 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
DO THE PAUSE, WHEN U SAY HELLO AND MAKE THEM THINK U PICKED UP THE PHONE THEN SAY HI THEN PAUSE AGAIN THEN GO INTO YA MESSAGE THEY WILL HATE IT THE FIRST TIME AND LAUGH THEIR SELF CRAZY THE THIRD TIME ITS HILARIOUS
2006-09-03 00:38:48 · answer #8 · answered by gottabme24 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mine says : I am either not home or I am ignoring you.
Leave your name and number and if I don't get back to you it's YOU I'm trying to avoid.
2006-09-03 00:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Mr. Mojo Risin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
say "Hello" then wait five seconds and say, "I cant get to the phone right now, leave a message" hee hee
2006-09-03 00:37:07 · answer #10 · answered by .oh snap.london bridge.oh snap. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋