I've been thinking about becoming one. You know like Tammy Faye or Jan Crouch. I've got the wardrobe, the blonde hair and the mascara. I'm just wondering if I have to sing. I'm not the best singer LOL! Or do I just sit on the couch, look concerned and then just laugh or cry when it's needed? If so, I can do that.
What other skills will I need?
2006-09-02 17:07:24 · 24 answers · asked by Ask Donna 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The first skill you must have is to be easily brain washed. The second most important skill you must be graced with is to have a personable bubbly personality. Third of all you must have your make-up tattooed onto your face. It doesn't hurt to have obnoxious gay friends you can fall onto when your husband cheats on you and bankrupts his church, so that you may have a short-lived talk show.
2006-09-02 17:08:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Dear Whynotaskdonna, you're almost as annoying as the What Should I do retard but as a former preachers' kid (whose Daddy made 5,200 per year when a superintendent of schools made 33,000) I can tell you that the televangelists have done more to tarnish the name of the decent ministers than almost everyone else.
Now if you want to be like Tammy Faye Bakker, just wait till your husband goes to jail for fraud, then divorce him and leave him to foot the bill, while you get remarried.
Oh and by the way, at one time, Tammy Faye actually had a video on making yourself beautiful, so if you do a search on the internet, I'm sure you can get a hold of one of the training videos!
Oh, and should where should I send the case of kleenex to?
By the way, thanks for the good laugh!
2006-09-03 00:16:46 · answer #2 · answered by Searcher 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A televangelist needs to be a hypocrite like Pastor Donald. He spends his time on the internet complaining about cloning, when he could spend that time helping the homeless and poor, as Jesus would. How petty! How vain! May the Lord have mercy on his soul!
2006-09-03 02:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
All of the above, but do try to develop your singing skills. You will be most convincing when you sing and cry at the same time. You go, girl.
2006-09-03 11:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by SB 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should be able to raise your hand and say Hallelujah and Praise God and set on the couch and laugh and cry when appropriate. Oh yeah and don't forget you should at least be able to read some from the bible. If you can do all that you should do fine. Good luck with that. Ha Ha.
2006-09-03 00:11:09 · answer #5 · answered by sweet.pjs1 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
First thing, if you really want to be an evangelist on TV or radio or whatever, you need to be REAL. Meaning a true christian. I know, who knows what one looks like right? We don't get to see them much anymore. You also need to genuinely love people and not their money! Anyhow, you better off not getting envolved with all the blasphemy on "christian television". If you want money, go sell your blond haired body, either one of those will send you straight to hell. You'd be better off not add blasphemy to your judgement. Blessings!
2006-09-03 00:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The ability to lie really well and have millions actually believe you and when you put on your mascara, remember to dot it under you eyelashes for the full Tammy effect
2006-09-03 00:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by hipergirl22 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Hey Don
2006-09-03 00:19:22 · answer #8 · answered by Eric C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well first you need big black tarantula eyelashes, like Tammy Faye's...you can't carry a tune, because none of them can. You have to pretend to be healed in front of large crowds, and you need to be able to stand by your man while he languishes in prison.
2006-09-03 00:08:47 · answer #9 · answered by Lauren 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Be a phony like YOU ARE!
IMPERSONATION - Please REPORT!
Greetings Clone and Impersonator of whynotaskdon =Level 6.
Glad you could make an appearance. This is the only way I can post a
Billboard telling all Q&A members about the REAL whynotaskdon.
Viewership continues to climb at my web site > http://www.toughlove.faithweb.com
and the membership is growing at my favourite Yahoo Prayer Group > http://www.toughlove.faithweb.com/hope_eternal_prayer_group.htm
where we are PRAYING for you!
You have a multiplicity of Clones all using my Personal Photograph, and even one
with a blond wig!
Just like Al Capone, Adolph Hitler, Ben. Mussolini, and Joseph Stalin
you are very creative. It is sad that you are unable to put that twisted talent to good
use.
I truly hope you get your Court Hearing soon, Doctor Clearance, and whatever
else it takes to get your Release and are able to re join free society
2006-09-03 00:30:56 · answer #10 · answered by whynotaskdon 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋