Why are you heathens still up on the computer, the toy of the devil? Shouldn't you be in bed to get up early for services?
2006-09-02 16:45:02 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NovaGirl, I am best friends with the Bionic woman.
2006-09-02 16:53:23 · update #1
Please don't tell me you're the same Trask who wanted a chess opening named after him... I'm not a heathen, I'm civilized. But I am a heretic, and I'm here doing research.
2006-09-02 16:54:12 · answer #1 · answered by Like An Ibis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who said the computer is the devils toy? And some of us attended services on Saturday or we go to a later service on Sunday.Sleep is entirely over rated.
2006-09-02 16:51:30 · answer #2 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who says that services have to be early in the morning? I've seen several of them that are at Noon or after Noon... Besides, there are many churches online, just as several others here have mentioned... And let's not even get into the conversation of how many of the Priests and Clergy around the world have been found with child porn on their computers!!
So, let's watch that kettle calling the pot black, shall we?
2006-09-02 17:37:11 · answer #3 · answered by StormCat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, you're right, rev. I got my evil machine at my local Hellmart. Got a hell of a good price on it, too. I was afraid Ol' Nick might try to give me a devil of a time about the money, but shoot, he almost gave me the dang thang. Now, the reason I know you're right is because it took satan to come up with all those pop-ups. Why, if it weren't for Saint Mike blocking all those puppies, this contraption would just flat be worthless. There is one little thing that I'm wondering about, though: why are YOU awake on YOUR infernal machine?
2006-09-02 17:48:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you practicing your morning sermon now? Or you looking at porn too? Just kidding. I go to a Baptist church sometimes and I believe in God. I think heathens do many things and being on the computer might be one if it is sinful for them. Who are you to judge?
2006-09-02 16:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by just julie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question. But first, why are YOU still on the computer, the toy of the devil?
2006-09-02 16:50:26 · answer #6 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If your without sin cast the first stone. Let the heathens work out there own salvation. As you have.
2006-09-02 16:48:56 · answer #7 · answered by mikel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry, I will be, and God can use the computer to spread His message just as easily as the devil can. Why let the devil have all the fun?
2006-09-02 16:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by cj_justme 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Takes a heathen to know a heathen!
See you bright and early @ morning sunrise service. :O)
2006-09-02 16:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by decababe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry Reverend, I'll be to church on time. Look for me in the front row. I'll be the one with the yellow flower print dress and the matching hat. Wink wink!!!! Love ya sugarbuns. See you in the office after the sermon?
2006-09-02 16:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by Ask Donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋