2006-09-02 15:53:12 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dirty Joke - ON THE MENU
The waitress walks up to one of her tables and is shocked to see three Japanese men, all sat there masturbating violently.
"What the hell do you think you're doing?" she screams.
One of the Japanese guys looks up and says, "Well, it says on the menu, First come, First served!"
2006-09-02 20:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
2006-09-02 23:43:46 · answer #2 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
a dirty joke: the white horse fell in the mud
2006-09-02 23:51:55 · answer #3 · answered by melhtims 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-03 03:08:46 · answer #4 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These two irishmen walk out of a bar
2006-09-02 22:53:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
dracula: i have a victim tonight
girl: who
dracula:you
girl:why me?
dracula:you hav fresh blood
girl:you cant bite me i have a goiter
2006-09-02 22:56:19 · answer #6 · answered by danaya_tadia8215 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you fit 4 poofs on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down...
2006-09-02 22:55:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Rice Whore
2006-09-02 22:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by 4 strings 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
try this joke
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtBI9ro1OyVFfzuQaHjOv5Dsy6IX?qid=20060902104140AA2QR54
2006-09-02 22:59:48 · answer #9 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋