I have a wonderful son named Steven who just turned 14 this past August. For his birthday, I got him a beautiful handpainted porcelain doll from JC Penney's that he named Patricia.
He's been collecting these porcelain dolls sinc he was 8 or 9. This last doll nearly cost me an arm and a leg though so I told Steven that he can't play with it like he plays with his other dolls, that Patricia had to stay on the shelf.
Anyway, this morning after I got back home from Costco, I walked in to my 14 year old son Steven's room and caught him trying to breastfeed one of his new doll.
My first thought was that how wonderful of a dad Steven's going to be, but my second thought was that the oils from his skin were going to stain the white porcelain. I'm afraid he's going to ruin the porcelain. Is there a cleaner I can use that's gentle enough for the porcelain? What's more, is that he was wearing my new bra I got from Lane Bryant and he stretched it out.
2006-09-02 15:52:28 · 38 answers · asked by Dixie Lewis 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
You must really be bored to come up with this one, gotta admit tho, it is unique. Might I suggest takin up needlepoint or something instead. Come on, get real.
2006-09-02 16:11:56 · answer #1 · answered by captff0362 1 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ok- I am going to try to answer this question seriously, even though it is hard for me to understand why this would even be posted as a problem, or if it is even a real problem/question.
If you son likes to collect dolls, if you like buying dolls for him- thats cool. Harmless.
But him wearing your bra, and trying to breastfeed a doll- very uncool. And I dont really think you need a bunch of strangers on yahoo to tell you that. There is something seriously wrong here.
Either you and he need some serious help, immediate family counseling or something- or you need another outlet and some therapy for what is one wild and disturbing imagination expressed here in this post.
As for the doll- unless your covered in olive oil or peanut oil or something, I seriously doubt there is lasting damage to a porcelain doll by touching it.
geesh
2006-09-02 16:17:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Whoa. Why does your 14 year old son have a collectible porcelain doll? I am sure he is a wonderful young man. But I quit playing with dolls when I was 7 years old and I'm a girl. Forgive me for saying this but WAKEUP!
The most important role a parent has; is to prepare your child for the outside world. ask yourself, What have I done to prepare my son for the real world? He will be 18 in four years. Read Nanny 911!
2006-09-02 16:38:37 · answer #3 · answered by Joy! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's going to make a wonderful father??? Um what father do you know that breastfeeds his child? Ok well from looking at your other question, I can obviously tell that you are A) Whacked in the head, and B) you really need to find a better hobby. And if you really do have children who act like that then your family needs some serious Psycological help, maybe even some sedatives...
2006-09-02 17:04:42 · answer #4 · answered by DanielleJane 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What the heck is wrong with you. You are more concerned with the fact that your FOURTEEN year old son is trying to breastfeed a doll. Aren't you concerned at all with anything else besides how perfect the doll is?
Or about the fact that he's wearing woman's clothing?!
2006-09-02 16:04:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like he's a chip off the old block... I don't think the mom's playing with a full deck of cards- she's worried that her son has stretched her new bra or has ruined an expensive doll? uh-hello? he's doing weird things with the dolls you bought him--- he needs instruction on 'you don't engage in this behavior-especially with real girls until you are marreid'. sheesh..
2006-09-02 16:26:12 · answer #6 · answered by Mira 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your worried about the porcelain. You should be more concerned on why he was wearing your bra and why he would be trying to breastfeed IT. Your son has some major gender identity issues. This is something I think you need to be discussing with your son. In case your not hearing me clear enough your son has ISSUES.
2006-09-02 16:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by moontreefairy76 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
First of all I hope this is a joke, second why the hell are you buying your son dolls??? Is he mental??? Girls collect dolls, boys collect girls!!! Then you are worried about staining the doll!!!!! Lady you need a reality check of some kind,
2006-09-02 16:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lady, I got news for you, your kid is emotionally screwed up. At the very least he suffers from Gender confusion. At the most, your son may want to be your daughter.
The fact that you're worried about a stupid doll (hello, first indication of problems.) Tells me that no small part of his troubles come from you.
2006-09-02 16:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
surely this is a joke. I know of no teenage boys that play with dolls much less try to nurse or wear women's clothing. Even my gay guy friends find the doll and nursing weird. where is dad in the picture and I think it's time to find a doctor for him to talk to because this teen is TROUBLED
2006-09-02 16:05:54 · answer #10 · answered by barnett95 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why are you buying your 14 yr dolls?
you need to have a serious talk with him, if your son is homosexual accept that youll never change him, but go over socially acceptable behaviors.
2006-09-02 16:22:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋