Three girls are sitting around, totally bored so one girl suggests that they make up nicknames for their ideal boyfriends and name them after soda pops.
"I want mine to be 7-Up, 'cause 7 days a week he's up."
"I want mine to be Mountain Dew 'cause when he's in between my mountains, we'll be doing it."
"Mine's gonna be Mikes Hard Lemonade."
"You can't do that. Here we are talking about soda pop and you're talking about a hard liquor."
"Exactly."
2006-09-02 15:44:14 · 16 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are right, it is a nice dirty little joke, thanks. I thought it was short and sweet. I have heard most of the jokes here before but not that one.
2006-09-02 15:54:52 · answer #1 · answered by Sue Chef 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love it. You are so funny. Love your jokes.
Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can sill masturbate??
A: Miracle Whip.
2006-09-03 00:08:38 · answer #2 · answered by mizbehavingirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wanted to buy my little girl some dolls.
She picked out G. I. Joe and Barbie.
"But doesn't Barbie come with Ken?" I asked.
"No!" My intelligent little offspring replied.
"She comes with G. I. Joe."
"She fakes it with Ken!"
2006-09-02 23:42:24 · answer #3 · answered by elge13 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's awesome. Right after I saw "Exactly" i was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Like in OMG THAT IS SWEETTTTT! Ahahaha great great joke.
2006-09-02 23:42:29 · answer #4 · answered by Simply_Me 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is kind of old, but still cute.
2006-09-03 03:11:00 · answer #5 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow........original! Really.......a genuine laugh.
2006-09-02 23:34:37 · answer #6 · answered by Erin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAhHhaHaHahaHahAHhaAaHaHAa
2006-09-02 23:35:07 · answer #7 · answered by Tinkerbell eats Yahoo! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-02 23:42:01 · answer #8 · answered by Gabrielle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol... the pun.. oh the pun... heh
2006-09-02 22:59:08 · answer #9 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha
2006-09-03 01:27:55 · answer #10 · answered by omri s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋