you say you wanna see god! well, i'm right here and yet you still deny me!!!
what is wrong with you? when will you discard your incoherent and illogical beliefs ? the only way to go to heaven is through me!!
repent and ask me to forgive you and you shall be saved!!
you will have a place with me in the holy heavenly farm!!
2006-09-02 15:38:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Utter ly divine inspiration
The cream of the [religious] crop
The ultimate source of BS [that would be Bovine Studies]
Dare I ask to be your teatular representative on earth???
or would that be too titillating????
Alas, I am lactose intolerant...
I am a devoted believer in your [sometimes] consort
That's right.....I am a devotee of
chocolate!!!!!
But together!!!! forget the land of milk and honey
forget bread and wine...[OK,,,forget the bread]...
Bring on the true duophysite!!!!!....Milk and chocolate!!!!!
2006-09-02 15:53:02 · answer #1 · answered by Gemelli2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Holy Cow!
2006-09-02 15:41:37 · answer #2 · answered by steele_feher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On your "holy heavenly farm" why not mate with a pig? And as you're a cow, guess you'll need a boar to do you!
2006-09-02 15:46:21 · answer #3 · answered by zyabzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get thee behind me Satan, The God that is in me is stronger than you.
2006-09-02 15:41:19 · answer #4 · answered by pooh bear 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
AWWWW!! I feel the light. TY holy cow! I feel your wrath! ....praise be.
2006-09-02 15:40:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.hinduwisdom.info/contents.htm
2006-09-02 15:43:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the place to convert to is here ; http://www.godisimaginary.com/index.htm
2006-09-02 15:41:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am but we call ourselves the moooooonies....
2006-09-02 15:41:16 · answer #8 · answered by Happy Summer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋