A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
>breakfast
>table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we
>were
>sitting here at this breakfast table together."
>
>"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
>jaybirds
>fifty years ago."
>
>"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times."
>
>Whereupon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
>
>"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My
>
>nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
>
>"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and
>
>the other is in your oatmeal."
2006-09-02 14:50:25 · 34 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is probably the funniest joke that i"ve seen on this site. IT'S HILARIOUS. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-09-02 14:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's funny to me now but it might not be in 30 years time...
My boobs sag so much i have to staple them to my chest so that i don't trip over them...
When my butt shrivels up and looks like an old prune...
My face begins to look like the crypt keepers...
And every-time i laugh or cough i fart and wee a little bit...
I quite often find my teeth in my soup...
Doubt it would be so funny then lol...
2006-09-02 15:30:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It is funny, but it would be better, if you took the time to remove the little >> forwarding marks before you post it.
2006-09-02 20:25:06 · answer #3 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like it more if it reflected the sagging condition the guys body was in too.
2006-09-02 15:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by Joy_Brigade 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I love this joke, too. I laugh every time I read it.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-02 15:08:24 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that was funny... ahh, it made me and my friends get a chuckle out of it, and God know we needed it
2006-09-02 16:43:49 · answer #6 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes...
I think that's a great joke. I'm still giggling now...
2006-09-02 14:55:59 · answer #7 · answered by SierraSydney 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well...all I can say is that it is very well written and I did get a chuckle out of it. Thanks for the chuckle!
2006-09-02 14:55:55 · answer #8 · answered by Lei-Loo 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that was very funny. Keep up the good work........Flo
2006-09-02 14:54:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great joke!! lmaoooo!
Now, answer MY question, please?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Agnq.3NOlHratbsDsFLTcaLsy6IX?qid=20060902064014AAcE3xT
2006-09-02 14:53:42 · answer #10 · answered by hott.dawg™ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋