said $50.00, which seemed awfully cheap. "Why so little," she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked at her seriously and said, "Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a house of Prost*tution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff." The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird anyway. She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam." The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then found it kind of amusing. When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird saw them enter and said, "New house, new madam, new girls." The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation Considering how and where the Parrot had had been raised. Moments later, the woman's husband came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi, Keith!" :)
2006-09-02 14:31:47 · 16 answers · asked by BedrockBabe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The bird recognized him? How weird.
2006-09-02 14:34:40 · answer #1 · answered by PrincessChrislee 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats a good one.
Sure, it has been posted before, but don't let that stop you from posting a joke.
Not everyone has seen all the jokes that have been posted at one time or another. A joke has to come from somewhere. I hear this all the time, but I keep right on posting my jokes.
Enjoy the fun of Q&A.
2006-09-02 20:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny how the bird remembers him lol it was a good joke lol XD
2006-09-02 16:04:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aw, man! That was funny! Keith's definitely screwed! His wife's gonna be hella pissed! LOL! You just brightened my evening! :P
2006-09-02 14:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by B K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was probably the best $50 she ever spent.
2006-09-02 14:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by leadfoot126 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my history teacher told us this joke last year. and its still just as funny the 2nd time! hahhaah
2006-09-02 19:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by laura 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha an oldie but a goodie ♥
2006-09-02 14:36:13 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke,thumbs up!
2006-09-02 14:49:49 · answer #8 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-09-06 06:43:11 · answer #9 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-09-02 14:53:44 · answer #10 · answered by carmen3111 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋