Cuz I still aint found him. Where is he hiding? in a government underground base, in the middle east or in a disney movie.
Jesus where art thou come out come out wherever you are
Jesus and satan in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
2006-09-02 14:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by bob l 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You ought to be flagged for blasphemy. Are you the one who flew over the cuckoo's nest?
You'll never find Jesus that way.
2006-09-02 14:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by rosieC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Look, I came back to Earth in 1994. Told everyone, but who do you think listened huh?
To get any publicity these days you need a gimmick. Peace, love and understanding don't sell these days. Miracles seem to be a dime a dozen. The Copperfied guy is more entertaining than me. Another thing, my followers tended to piss me off. There are a squillion of them and they have achieved a lot of good, but they also seem to have attracted every second nutbag on the planet. It was great when it was just the 12 guys and me. Good times.
Anyway I got totally jack of the whole Messiah deal, raised Mary Mag my old girlfriend from the dead and we opened a diner in Tel Aviv. Drop by some time, the wine is inexpensive and we never run out of bread or fish. Oh, if you want salvation go to my website.
Dad Bless JC
2006-09-02 14:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kid, go away- go have your momma pat you on yer head its not my job.
Jesus is a master of Hide and Seek, however- the wrestling match between Jacob and Jesus comes to mind- Jesus only won because he cheated ;) I believe
Using Gods power to dislocate someones right hip out of the socket to cause pain and then spiritual understanding from the pain is kinda cheating!
Of course, he made the Apostle Paul kinda blind also- some suspect it was from the bright light on the road to Damacus
2006-09-02 14:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just don't know where to look.
Maybe this will help:
But as it is written: “ Eye has not seen, nor ear heard, nor have entered into the heart of man the things which God has prepared for those who love Him.
1 Corinthians 2:9
2006-09-02 14:40:51 · answer #4 · answered by Oracle 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, He is. The spirit that lived as Jesus had to descend down
the dimensions of reality to get here. And He lived among the
other beings, and they never knew who He was. That way, they couldn't stop what He had to do.
2006-09-02 14:34:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tegghiaio Aldobrandi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he must be cause hes right beside you so either he is the perfect hide and seek master or you are blind and will not see him till the judgement at which time he will tell you away from me i never knew you and cast you into the lake of fire tag your it
2006-09-02 20:13:39 · answer #6 · answered by SUEZETTE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is in your shadow....like Peter Pan's shadow is always behind him....
2006-09-02 14:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Starlytefairy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus is always with u where eva u go...try to belive in dat
2006-09-02 14:35:58 · answer #8 · answered by steffi s 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋