Weird me out or plant awkward images in my head.
2006-09-02 13:43:15 · 10 answers · asked by Bob 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fish.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To understand why seventeen fairies consoled all their kitchen troubles in a yellow rock covered in a stylish freedom fighters dead skin with the phrase 'limbo chocolates for all' engraved in it.
Q: Who was the youngest Queen of England?
A: No, that little servant girl cannot have any of my lucky soup pennies, Mr and Mrs Fellows will go mental.
2006-09-02 14:31:27 · answer #1 · answered by gettingmadtoday 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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Do you know any "surreal humor" jokes?
Weird me out or plant awkward images in my head.
2015-08-12 22:00:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so ugly, even Freddy Krueger get nightmares about her Yo mama so poor, she go to KFC to lick people fingers. Yo mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with a slingshot. I can't think of really good ones right now..
2016-03-17 00:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out the one I posted already (click on my picture)! It'll plant a real awkward picture, and make you laugh, too! It was an answer for someone wanting a funny joke (too lazy to type it again, it's a long one!)
2006-09-05 21:46:22 · answer #4 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So mister! You think comedy is something to laugh at do ya?
Well, you'll get none of that here pal !!
Now pass me that windpipe, i still need it to smoke dumbass.
What do you get if you cross, an angry woman with an axe?
I'll tell what you get.....
A CROSS ANGRY WOMAN WITH AN AXE! stupid!.
2006-09-03 06:55:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. Just regular jokes.
Sorry, I have already posted my funny jokes.
You will have to look for my picture to read them.
2006-09-02 20:33:14 · answer #6 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
2006-09-02 15:07:06 · answer #7 · answered by none 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what did the tornado say to the palm tree?
hold on, this will be one helluva b.l.o.w j.o.b!
what is in common between a homosexual and an oven?
both of them brown your meat
2006-09-02 14:12:42 · answer #8 · answered by detroitsports_fan 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wat did the egg say to the boilin water?
''it mite take me a while to get hard i jsut got laid''
2006-09-02 14:23:53 · answer #9 · answered by SorrySara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have no idea but can you please gimme 10 points? That's always fun!!
thanks <33
2006-09-07 08:46:00 · answer #10 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋