Let's hear them.
2006-09-02 13:19:44 · 10 answers · asked by Bob 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&ie=ISO-8859-1&q=%22The+next+morning%2C+he%92s+greeted+by+a+gorgeous+girl%22
Make up your own.
2006-09-02 13:26:58 · update #1
These seem more sexual then dark. Dark humor is usually makes fun of serious topics, like death.
How can you make a dead baby float?
Chop it up, add foot beer and ice cream.
2006-09-06 18:17:05 · answer #1 · answered by SASHA123 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Q:. What Do You A Group Of People That Set Out Fighting For The Rights Of Others But, Opps !!!, Accidentally End Up Killing Everyone?
A:. The Us Military.
(I Made That Up Just Then, Surely that's worth 10 points !!!)
2006-09-10 18:52:11 · answer #2 · answered by Spaghetti MY 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A heavyset guy sees an ad that reads "Lose weight. Only $10 a pound. Call (202) 555-0238" and decides to make the call. The operator asks, "How much weight do you want to lose?"
"Ten pounds," he replies.
"We’ll have a representative over in the morning," says the operator.
About 9 a.m., there’s a knock on the door. There stands a fairly good-looking girl, completely naked except for a sign around her neck reading “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.”
The hefty fellow chases her upstairs, downstairs, and all around the house. Finally, panting and wheezing, he catches her. After they have sex, he runs to the bathroom and weighs himself. He’s lost 10 pounds!
That night he calls the number again and says, "I want to lose 20 pounds."
"We’ll send someone over."
The next morning, he’s greeted by a gorgeous girl dressed only in track shoes and wearing a sign around her neck that reads “If You Catch Me, You Can Have Me.” The chase takes a good while longer this time, but later he finds he’s lost 20 pounds!
That night he calls and says, "I want to lose 50 pounds!"
"Fifty pounds?" the operator asks. "That’s an awful lot."
The man replies, "Listen, just take care of it!"
About 7 a.m. the man hears a knock and opens the door. Outside stands an enormous gorilla with a sign around its neck that reads “If I catch you…”
2006-09-02 20:22:55 · answer #3 · answered by Andrew 3 · 8⤊ 1⤋
A black man comes home after visiting the doctor,he's wearing a jacket and tie and he usually never dresses up.His wife asks what did the doctor say and why are dressed that way.He says the doctor says I was impotant so I decided to dress like I was impotant!
2006-09-08 15:21:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
A man goes to sexopathologist for consultation.
- You know, doc, my erection is not as good as it used to be...
- Are you married?
- Yes.
- How often do you do it with your wife?
- I don't let my wife sleep all night long, doctor!
- You have a lover?
- I have two of them. I meet with each of them at least once a week.
- Do you also have some sex at work?
- Oh yes, sure, 5-7 times a week.
- And some random relations?
- Of cause, several times a week.
- Then you must restrict yourself! You're having too much sex!
- Thanks God, doctor, I thought it's because I mast*rbate too much.
2006-09-03 10:43:19 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
four men were playing golf one day and they were boasting about whose son was most successful.
1st golfer- i have to make a call
2nd golfer- my son is so successful at his business that just the other day he gave away a brand new house, just like that. he just gave it away.
3rd golfer- you think that is something, my son is so successful that just the other day he gave away a brand new Ferrari, just like that he just gave it away.
4th golfer- ah that is nothing, my son is so successful that just the other day he gave away an all exclusive trip to Hawaii, just like that he just gave it away.
the 1st golfer returned from his call and was asked about his son's success, he replied, " who he, he is a lazy a$$ he does nothing, just the other day someone gave a brand new house, a new car and a trip to Hawaii."
2006-09-10 12:53:01 · answer #6 · answered by katz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-09-07 22:24:52 · answer #7 · answered by chris m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont know but Andrew and PD's jokes were HILARIOUS, but thanks for the 2 pts :)
2006-09-09 00:03:37 · answer #8 · answered by artchic1984 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny
2006-09-10 17:07:24 · answer #9 · answered by abc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no sorry
2006-09-10 17:12:52 · answer #10 · answered by Silly KeKe 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋