i've had a really crap night and need cheering up!
2006-09-02 12:49:37 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
umar always post the same joke !!! If u dun believe,go see his profile.That wasn't fair.I always post different joke!!!
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In a courtroom, a pursesnatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, "Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I'd remember his face anywhere." At which point, the defendant bursts out, "You couldn't see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!"
2006-09-02 21:32:42 · answer #1 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is not any Easter Bunny! Jamie Oliver referred to as his new toddler Petal Autumn Rainbow :) Watch you tube entire wipe out clips pmsl guy walks in the bedroom and observe's his spouse packing a case He ask.... the position are you going? She replies.... i will London, i have heard prostitutes get £400 a time for what I do right here for loose. the guy starts packing a case. spouse Asks.... the position the hell are you going? He replies.... i'm coming with you too basically too see the way you're taking care of to outlive £800 a year!!!
2016-12-06 04:33:27 · answer #2 · answered by gleiss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush Visits a Nursing Home
President George W. Bush decides it is time to do some public relations at a local Washington DC nursing home.
The President begins his "tour" down the main hallway and passes by a little old man who doesn't seem to notice him.
Sensing this, President Bush backtracks to the resident and asks, "Do you know who I am?"
The little old man looks up from his walker and says, "No, but if you go to the front desk, they will tell you your name."
2006-09-02 15:38:40 · answer #3 · answered by :) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a blonde joke... if it isn't funny, I understand.
Two women were spotted in a parking lot having trouble with their car. This is their dialogue:
Blonde 1: I can't seem to get the door open! It's locked!
Blonde 2: Well, you better hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down!
(hopefully you got the joke...)
2006-09-02 13:02:21 · answer #4 · answered by B K 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If you haven't already, read Basscatcher's Bible funnies question- they had me giggling out loud.
I hope you feel happier soon, honey. Try watching a good comedy movie while eating a big bar of chocolate- always helps me to feel better!
2006-09-02 12:57:46 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that the ancient Greeks thought that an ostrich was a cross between a gnat and a giraffe?
2006-09-02 13:01:53 · answer #6 · answered by stef555stef 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blonde woman at a soda machine.
Hitting the buttons getting sodas.
puts more money in, etc.
Along comes a Redhead, and says when
is it my turn?
The blonde Woman turns around hits her in the eye and says: "Shut up I'm winning!"
2006-09-02 14:24:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony E 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bunch of construction workers are standing around, bragging on their sexual prowess. One guy brags, "I've screwed every woman in this town." He thinks for a few seconds and then amends his statement... "Except for my mother and my sister."
One of his buddies slaps him on the back and says, "Geez Charlie, between the two of us, we've screwed them all!"
2006-09-02 13:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are beautiful! No, thats not funny though. You want funny, check the question before yours.
2006-09-02 12:52:23 · answer #9 · answered by Lala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Duck Walks into a bar...
Says..Hey Bartender...Give me a beer and put it on my bill!!
Thats it..sorry..I am not very cheerful myself tonight.
Good luck with the next one.
2006-09-02 12:52:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋