Do you think these are funny? At least they will make you go Hmmm?

Question

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never
> > > thought about:
> > > >
> > > >Can you cry under water?
> > > >
> > > >How important does a person have to be before they are considered
> > > >assassinated instead of just murdered?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny
> for
> > > >your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
> > > >
> > > >Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
> buried
> > > >in for eternity?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >What disease did cured ham actually have?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would
be
> a
> > > >good idea to put wheels on luggage?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake
up
> like
> > > >every two hours?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
> > > >
> > > >Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in
> binoculars
> > > >to look at things on the ground?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see
> you
> > > >naked anyway.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
> horrible
> > > >crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
> > > >
> > > >If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a
> coconut,
> > > >why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
> both
> > > >dogs!
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why
> didn't
> > > >he just buy dinner?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
> vegetables,
> > > >what is baby oil made from?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same
> tune?
> > > >
> > > >Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but
> call
> > > >it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Answer 1

did u think of those? cuz if u did u r genious. if not, you still have a good sense of humor. i am showing this to all my friends. i think they are funny!

Answer 2

How approximately a punch line crossed with a few lovely poetry? Once once more, it is the time of the yr after we see that the Leafs have Fallen, As a gust of Winter wind pushes them up the Eastern Conference, But come Spring, their fanatics will watch the playoffs, helplessly crestfallen, Because Summer will deliver now not Steven Stamkos, however Brad Ference.

Answer 3

- Why is there a "Permanent Press" setting on my steam iron?
- Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
- Why do they sterilize the area of the skin where they insert the needle for lethal injection?
- Why does the speedometer on my Mustang GT only register as high as 75 MPH and a Chevy Cobalt that I rented go up to 140?
- Why do Wal-Marts have Greeters, but no one to say good-bye?
- Do you fill in a coupon or fill it out?
- If you could drive at the speed of light, would your headlamps work?
- If a man says something in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Answer 4

How a few punch line crossed with some wonderful poetry? Once again, it can be the time of the year once we see that the Leafs have Fallen, As a gust of winter wind pushes them up the jap conference, but come Spring, their fans will watch the playoffs, helplessly crestfallen, considering summer will bring not Steven Stamkos, however Brad Ference.

Answer 5

I like these... Hope I can remember som of them for later.

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? YES they do....

Answer 6

Well the "toaster" doesn't just brown bread anything can be toasted and some things take long to toast than bread. And the doctors don't need to see all of you sometimes, unless you're a gynecologist who is giving you an exam on every part of your body. but the rest did make me say hmm ♥

Answer 7

that was funny, i read them all i got mor laffs, than hmms, i especially like the one that said "if corn oil is made of corn, and vegetable oil is made of vegetables, then what is baby oil made of" and the one about people sleeping like babies that is so true it was hilarious, i will add u to my watch list

Answer 8

That's a mindfuk about twinkle twinkle and the aplhabet song!

Answer 9

OMG i did sing the abc and the twinkle....

i love these question there soooooooo funny..

thanx for the humour..

:-D

Answer 10

There was a decent mixture of smiles and 'hmmms' in response to these questions.
Thanks for posting them!