>Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?
>A. Ruthless.
>
>Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?
>A. German Shepherds.
>
>Q. Who was the greatest Financier in the Bible?
>A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone
>else was in liquidation.
>
>Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the
>Bible?
>A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of
>the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
>
>Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
>A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a
>Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
>Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were
>all in one Accord.
>
>Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
>A. Samson. He brought the house down.
>
>Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
>why he no longer lived in Eden ?
>A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
>
>Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant
>lawbreaker in the Bible?
>A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.
>
>Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?
>A. The area around Jordan. The banks were always
>overflowing.
>
>Q. Who is the greatest baby sitter mentioned in the
>Bible?
>A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.
>
>Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
>A. Joshua, son of Nun.
>
>Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark?
>A. Because Noah was standing on the deck.
>(Groannn...)
>
>PS... Did you know it's wrong for a woman to make
>coffee?
>Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . . "Hebrews"
2006-09-02 12:39:47 · 14 answers · asked by basscatcher 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA!!!
These were great! Especially the one about the vehicles. But u really have 2 kno wat they are about to understand!!!
My dad enjoyed them 2!!!
2006-09-02 12:51:23 · answer #1 · answered by mzspngbob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Moses had a headache he took two tablets.
If Solomon was so wise, how come he had 1,000 wives?
Who in the Bible enjoyed himself the most? Jonah--he had a whale of a time.
Which man in the Bible was most endowed? Haman--he was well hung.
Why did Eve turn down a date with Adam? Her excuse was, "I have nothing to wear!"
What was the best quarterback play in the Bible? When God passed over the Hebrew houses.
When is baseball first mentioned in the Bible? "In the Big Inning, God created the Heaven and Earth."
Tennis? When Jesus served the multitude.
What were Moses' co-workers called? His staff.
2006-09-02 19:19:23 · answer #2 · answered by Jeffrey M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your jokes made me giggle! There is no way anyone could get offended at jokes like these!
I have 2 more for you--What was Adam and Eves phone number?
--Adam 8 1 2.
Who was the first Englishman in the Bible?
--Chap 1.
2006-09-02 13:22:36 · answer #3 · answered by zoril 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about these that I made up-- Which book of the Bible is about gymnastics? "Flippians". Which book is about paranoia? "Dudethey'reontome" (Deuteronomy)
Which person was the most judgemental? Joshua, look it up in the table of contents. It goes Joshua Judges Ruth, first, Samuel Second. (Joshua, Judges, Ruth, First Samuel, Second Samuel.)
Lame I know
2006-09-02 14:23:42 · answer #4 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What was in the Fatima letter that Pope Pius VII was supposed to open in 1961.. and when he did (reportedly) .that supposedly was so awful he cried for three days and three nights over it...and never revealed publicly????
A: It was the bill for the last supper.
2006-09-02 13:13:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what about...
A boy asked a pastor "What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam?"
The Pastor replied "Ouch! That's a hard one."
2006-09-02 13:00:52 · answer #6 · answered by Arts 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they are funny and not offensive.
2006-09-02 12:51:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-09-02 16:24:13 · answer #8 · answered by Jesus Freak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good thing there just jokes or you might offend jesus
2006-09-02 12:46:06 · answer #9 · answered by eric 311 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yawn... heard them all before
2006-09-02 17:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by Prada Marfa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋