im going to have sex with my girlfriend.. so i need to know how can i make my penis grow longer
2006-09-02 12:24:48 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
You are too young.
girls like the girth not the length.
2006-09-02 12:26:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Believe it or not, the average size is 5.25 inches. It's not the size that counts (unless you are really small) but what you do with it. If you are close to average you should be okay. Really big ones can be more of a problem. The average vagina is about 6 inches deep. If someone is too long and they really slam you it feels like you've just puntured a lung. careful what you wish for. Don't you think it's good to be able to make it all the way in instead of leaving some out?
You will know you are too small if one of these 2 things happen.
1. She keeps saying, "Are you in?"
2. You have to go in circles to touch all the sides.
Then, just find a smaller girl. I have heard some women say they only want smaller ones. Some women are not built to house a large package, so don't worry.
2006-09-02 12:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by Jacqueline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Obviously you are grossly inexperienced so I will reveal an age old secret - - - - GET HER RIP SMASHING DRUNK - - - completely knockered - - - and before the sex act layer your penis with socks - - - gym socks work great - - - one recipe for success is two layers of thick socks, then a roll of duct tape for stiffness and a final two layers for that spongey feel - - - . The other part of the equation - - - make certain you are in the man on top position, while doing it, scream loudly, "Who's Yer Daddy" while smashing her head against the headboard, somehow this always convinces women that they are getting a "Big one."
Seriously, check out any group of office women gossiping in the breakroom after a lusty weeked, they are comparing each others foreheads.
Good Luck!
2006-09-02 12:32:10 · answer #3 · answered by JVHawai'i 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WELL with your question you should of known you would of had a few silly answers, BUT there are quite a few things people have tried like - vac suction - playing with it - tieing a weight to it, BUT none of that work. dont be fooled into thinking they will, just be happy with what you have im sure your g/f will be, IT is you & what YOU do, is what she will be interested in not the size, just relax & show her the love you have for her, i have found you a site you may want to look at,
2006-09-02 12:49:32 · answer #4 · answered by KATIEKAT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Stick
Long Rope.
Big Horse.
Take rope,
Tie one end 2 Horse
other end 2 UR wang,
stand still beside horse,
1 big swipe 2 horses rump should so it
& Yeeehaaa!
Oh & perhaps it may pay U 2 hang on 2 something anchored or we never C U again.
:)
2006-09-02 12:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were mature enough to have sex, you would realize that size is not nearly as important as knowing what to do with a penis.
Go masturbate and learn something, and leave your girlfrined alone.
2006-09-02 12:28:13 · answer #6 · answered by T Time 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
masturbate 40 times a day. it won't help it grow but maybe you'll build up some stamina. then you'll be able to have sex longer so it won't matter that your penis is short. girls don't care about size anyways.
2006-09-02 12:28:26 · answer #7 · answered by cramner25 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so ur making me think this is ur first time u should know u get an erection. but if u mean u want it to get longer as in grow then ur stuck with ur size nothing will work.
2006-09-02 12:28:37 · answer #8 · answered by bluestarbunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Measure it.
Get an erection.
Measure it again.
Ta-daa! You now have a longer penis. Knock yourself out.
2006-09-02 12:28:46 · answer #9 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if you have a little penis you can take the blue pile or go to a doctor putting this question here.
2006-09-02 12:27:09 · answer #10 · answered by Strange Ball 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Grow longer? Why not grow thicker? LOL
2006-09-02 12:28:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋