captain Jesus at the wheel in heaven. first officer mr_master_of_domain in charge here on earth. who wants to be my first mattey?
2006-09-02 11:52:16 · 19 answers · asked by mr_master_of_domain 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I should say not a chance in hell,but I do suppose someone would have to be around to distract all your officers. Ok I'm in and I'll bring all my best lingerie just for you.
2006-09-03 05:53:43 · answer #1 · answered by ... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not pretend that I am better than all the rest of the cattle. BUT WHAT IS THE POINT?? Did we hack and slash our way through milleniums of advancements to be stalled out at microwaves and rollerblades?? we conquered the mountains and valleys, the wwaves and the skies, through human innovation and unwavering vision, yet we have plateued on an ancient battlefield - RELIGION. We are all still captives of an idea that was created thousands of years ago to control an unruly populace, and yet still we fight it out, with suicide bombers, and suit-wearing bike riders, old men in dresses, and prepaid faith healers. If God was anything other than a specific manifestiions of a collection of belief's then his omnipresent, omniscient *** would not want you shitting on His paradise. And an all-knowing all-forgiving God would not banish non-believers to an eternity of torment, thats not exactly all-forgiving. And lets not leave out Allah you stupid jihaders how long do you really think those 72 burka-clad virgins are gonna be virgins?? I don't know about you but I think i'll need a few more than 72 if I have to spend ETERNITY with them! A belief should be a guide your moral center - not a reason to be good - but the psychological manifestation of what it is that is good with in you. How long will our race even scar the face of this paradise that we are destroying, is it even worth trying to be remembered by a culture not worthy enough to even Exist?
Your are yet another hypocritical bible thumper who does not even know what those words mean.
2006-09-02 11:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by rewqfdsavxczrewqfdsavxcz 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'll pass, but keep an eye out for me on the high seas. You'll know me by the skull and cross-bones flying above me...
2006-09-02 11:58:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to make sure I am not near you when the lightening comes from the heavens.
2006-09-02 11:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by thebulktiny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's awfully arrogant to call yourself the first officer of Jesus. You're going to get flamed for that.
2006-09-02 11:53:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm already on board, Mate!
Hooray for Jesus!
2006-09-02 11:56:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your question assumes that I need saving. I don't. Have a fun a safe trip!
2006-09-02 12:07:51 · answer #7 · answered by gjstoryteller 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
EXCUSE ME? Don't tell me Satan is working through me or that I'm a sinner. Who are you? Don't judge me. You are nothing, and nobody. Get off your high horse.
2006-09-02 12:21:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope I do not sail on sinking ships or need work as a minon.
2006-09-02 11:53:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Let's play battleship.
2006-09-02 11:57:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋