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No- the British secret service can't afford helicopters due to budget cuts,so they have developed other cunning surveillance methods.
I have since had to cover all of the drains in the house with heavy furniture.
Clever,huh?
They'll never take me alive,you know.
Hang on- gotta go- there's someone at the door............

2006-09-03 03:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by misterviv 3 · 3 0

No, but I have a friend who thinks he is! Well, tell a lie, he actually thought it was full of terrorists come to wreak havoc in a nowheresville shopping centre. He's been having some reality issues and watching too much BBC news 24.

2006-09-02 11:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by blank 3 · 0 0

If I knew they wouldn't be very good stealth helicopters.

2006-09-02 11:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by epicure 2 · 0 0

No, they are all out chasing the others, but I have spotted the intricate pattern of dodgy government cars following me!!!

2006-09-02 12:02:51 · answer #4 · answered by camshy0078 5 · 0 0

I thought that was the news casters or Trump looking for prime Cleveland lakefront property(god i wish he does). if u are ur eather middle eastern or u have lots of money

2006-09-02 11:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yup.

I invited the pilots in for tea.
They seem very nice and a little embarrassed about spying on me.
I gave them some cookies to take with them on the chopper.
Such good manners too.

2006-09-02 11:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Get them 'round here all the time.

But that's what you get for living in between half a dozen RAF bases and one USAF base I suppose.

2006-09-02 11:58:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yeah i wish that those guys on the top the hill would stop tappin my line too. it really bugs me when they follow me in black cars with blacked out windows. i think its the mi5 he he

2006-09-02 17:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by Dee 4 · 0 0

No, but I've sure been followed by a lot of white one's!

2006-09-02 11:51:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Only on weekends and holidays.

Jerry

2006-09-02 12:08:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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