2006-09-02 11:41:06 · 21 answers · asked by Riss 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
45 pounds! HAHA.
2006-09-02 13:09:03 · update #1
If you break up with a wife you lose half of everything.
Whats the difference between sex and love? About $250 an hour.
2006-09-02 11:43:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wife is a person that have made a commitment to a man to live with for the rest of her life and a girlfriend is just a girl that u get together with because of their present feelings.
2006-09-02 18:49:28 · answer #2 · answered by nick 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A wife needs to be able to cook, clean and stay out of the way when football is on TV.
2006-09-02 18:43:04 · answer #3 · answered by newt_peabody 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wife is the girlfriend who convinced you to marry them.
2006-09-02 18:44:45 · answer #4 · answered by Daniel E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well you see once you sign that piece of paper and become a wife, the husband thinks he can control you...he thinks it will make it harder for you to leave. Staying a girlfriend (which is the smartest thing) keeps him on his toes..fear of loss.
2006-09-02 18:44:37 · answer #5 · answered by Lipstick 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well depends on who's role you're referring to; i.e., a true wife (married to) versus a girlfriend (not married to). If you are referring to role playing, the girlfriend could pretend to be naughter than a wife might be. maybe this is too complex for a person such as yourself.
2006-09-02 18:44:26 · answer #6 · answered by Alterfemego 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A wife is very special, and someone held in high regard. A man has chosen to spend the rest of his life committed to the woman
no matter how crazy she drives him.
2006-09-02 18:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by MASQUE 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Marriage
2006-09-02 18:44:59 · answer #8 · answered by sun_shine 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A girlfriend STILL puts out... When she becomes your wife No more sex for you
2006-09-02 18:43:33 · answer #9 · answered by Maxwell Smart(ypants) 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A wife can be your girlfriend
But your girlfriend can never be your wife
2006-09-02 18:43:28 · answer #10 · answered by Queen A 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋