2006-09-02 11:06:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
sue him for all hes worth
2006-09-02 11:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by god_of_the_accursed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank Jesus for sparing your life and killing your car. Praise the Lord!!
2006-09-02 11:09:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should stop making jokes about Him and repent.
Do a careful study of scripture and I think you might be surprised
how you will feel when you finish.
2006-09-02 11:25:12 · answer #3 · answered by G3 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha ur a funny little man.
u should have stopped and not swerved.
2006-09-02 11:12:47 · answer #4 · answered by watdahellrudoin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus loves you!!
2006-09-02 11:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by g-man 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pray! Next time stop.
2006-09-02 13:32:00 · answer #6 · answered by native_american_chick 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first sew jesus then hit him next time
2006-09-02 11:09:29 · answer #7 · answered by crl_hein 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell your insurance company because they won't pay out for "acts of God".
2006-09-02 11:14:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him that you wont press charges if he agrees make all the retarts who answered with irritating ?s drop dead. =D
2006-09-02 11:22:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE gave you the chance to die and get off this planet. But
you screwed it up STUPID!
2006-09-02 11:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋