A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little **** on your knee."
2006-09-02 10:59:34 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What a dumb blond. I feel the same way if she were talking to the ventriloquist, since I am a blond myself.
2006-09-02 11:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
various issues piss me off. i think of it grew to become into some lady chatting together with her same twin sister after technology type and that they have been only joking around. It pissed me off. i don't be responsive to why. I constantly get annoyed approximately random issues.
2016-10-01 05:37:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
I have a blond niece that can tell every blond joke in the world, I think.
2006-09-02 11:03:23 · answer #3 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. A good one!
Thanks for all the laughs.
Have a great weekend!
2006-09-02 16:00:14 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..... I have not heard it before. I wondered where this was going right up to the punch line.
Bet i remember it !
2006-09-02 15:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hay, I just read that one in Reader's Digest. It was ok.
2006-09-02 11:03:25 · answer #6 · answered by adanthuis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is very very old but a goodie ♥
2006-09-02 14:19:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks... you made me smile
proud to be a brunette!
...i've got no grudge to all the blondes in the world, though...
2006-09-02 19:06:13 · answer #8 · answered by Samarah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very interesting. :)
2006-09-02 12:22:45 · answer #9 · answered by Shameen2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And... what's the question here
2006-09-02 11:02:33 · answer #10 · answered by sparkzxx 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋