A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 40 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that 3rd day." "From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor." No, from skipping."
2006-09-02 10:58:52 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The joke is ok but, why a blonde? It could have just as well been a brunette, couldn't it?
2006-09-02 12:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Orchid 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
It made me giggle out loud
2006-09-02 19:05:39 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another oldie but a goodie â¥
2006-09-02 21:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard dat one like a million times..........ok maybe only once, but still..........its funny though
2006-09-02 18:23:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!!
2006-09-02 18:07:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. LOL. Great! 10.
2006-09-02 23:01:27 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋