2006-09-02 10:47:12 · 21 answers · asked by luby 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what does a killer take to get out of a forest?
a psychopath!
2006-09-02 10:49:12 · answer #1 · answered by steve w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman had a parrot that she took with her everywhere she went.
She would even take the parrot to the club with her when she went
dancing and drinking on Saturday nights. Whenever the woman went onto
the dance floor, the parrot would yell, "The roof, the roof, the roof
is
on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn!" The crowd on the dance floor would always
cheer and holler in appreciation when the parrot would yell. This would
make the parrot yell even more and of course make the crowd go wild.
This
would go on all night long, everytime the parrot went out.
One Sunday morning the woman took the parrot to church and into the
choir stand with her.
And when the choir started to sing, the parrot yelled, "The roof, the
roof,
the roof is on fire, we don't need no water-let the muthafukkah burn!
Burn, muthafukkah, burn! She embarrassingly corrected the parrot,
"No, you don't say that here!!"
The parrot looked around and asked, "Why not? These are the same
muthafukkahs that was at the club last night!!!..
2006-09-03 01:26:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-09-05 18:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This woman was making panackes...and the flour was right next to the fathers bebes and the bebes fell in with the flour and she countinued on and didnt notice anything and fed them to the kids... they hadn't noticed anything soo a week later the first daughter came to the mother and said "mom i peed a bebe what should i do?" and the mother replies "dont worry it'll pass" the second daughter comes and says "mom i peed a bebe what should i do?" the mother says "dont worry it will pass" then the only son comes up and says "mom you will never guess what just happened?" she says "what you peed a bebe dont worry it will pass" he replies "NO..i was jacking off and i shot the dog!
2006-09-02 11:44:57 · answer #4 · answered by Katie T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny little man who starts to play the piano the barman goes i ant one where do you get him the guy says my genie sk him for anything
so the barman says to the genie i want a thousand quid and a puff of smoke and a thousand squid appear
i think your genie has a hearing proplem says the barman
yteah i know says the guy do you really tink i would ask for a 10 inch pianist
2006-09-02 10:52:27 · answer #5 · answered by bitter sweet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When is a good time to go to the dentist? Toothhurty-2:30
2006-09-02 14:42:58 · answer #6 · answered by hope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A joke?..how about a rhyme?
Mary had a little sheep.
And with that sheep ,she went to sleep
that sheep tuned out to be a ram.
Mary had a little lamb.
2006-09-02 10:50:38 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero..."
2006-09-02 21:32:57 · answer #8 · answered by mrsdongwan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My fat uncle had a dream that he ate a big rice crispy treat and woke up and his whole mattress was gone.
2006-09-02 10:49:28 · answer #9 · answered by Unknown_1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 men walked into a bar...
the 4th ducked
2006-09-02 11:00:49 · answer #10 · answered by adanthuis 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
99% of the lawyers give the rest a bad name.
2006-09-02 10:52:59 · answer #11 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋