A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "My two female talking parrots only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots whom I taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been answered!"
2006-09-02 10:29:44 · 18 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol its an oldie but a goodie O:) ♥
2006-09-02 10:54:05 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i already knew the answer. only I heard it a little differently ~ something like ,"the male parrot said WHAT DO YOU THINK WE HAVE BEEN PRAYING FOR!!!"...it's still cute, you gutter boy!
2006-09-03 13:56:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! that was too funny!! nothing like parrots having sex to brighten your day!
2006-09-02 17:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by ErikaCane 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is tooo good. I know I will be telling this one for a while.
2006-09-02 17:37:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I liked it
2006-09-02 17:32:06 · answer #5 · answered by noitall 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's great
2006-09-02 17:48:47 · answer #6 · answered by adanthuis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one,i like it
2006-09-02 17:37:48 · answer #7 · answered by BeGood. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a keeper! I like it.
2006-09-02 17:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by Ron 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a good one!
2006-09-02 23:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think that it's funny
2006-09-02 17:39:06 · answer #10 · answered by Val 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋