If God had a name
What would it be?
And would you call it to his face
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask
If you had just one question?
Yeah yeah God is great
Yeah yeah God is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
If God had a face
What would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that you would have to believe
In things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints and all the prophets
And yeah yeah God is great
Yeah yeah God is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody callin' on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome
Yeah yeah God is great
Yeah yeah God is good
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home
Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rollin' stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody callin' on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome...
2006-09-02 10:08:49 · 21 answers · asked by BrokenRomeo 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what if god smoked cannibus
If god had long hair-and a goatee,
and if eyes were pretty glazed-if he looked spaced out,
would you buy his story,
would you believe he had an eye infection.
and yeah yeah, god looks baked,
yeah yeah, god smells good,
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
what if god smoked cannibus,
hit the bong like some of us,
drove a tye-dyed microbus,
and he subscribes to rolling stone(d).
when god made this place in the beginning,
did he plant any seeds or did he put them there
for adam and eve, so they'd be hungry
for the apple that the snake was always offering.
and yeah yeah, god rolls great,
yeah yeah, god smells good
yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
what if god smoked cannibus,
do you s'pose he had a buzz,
when he made the platypus,
when he created earth - our home...
...does he like pearl jam or the stones...
...and do you think he rolls his own...
...up there in heaven on the floor...
...and when the saints go marching home...
...maybe he sits and smokes bowl...
2006-09-02 10:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
I am Who I am
As I am perfect, you too
Be perfect
I once walked this earth
And loving all to the full
Gave My life
It was given Me
To lay life down and take it
Up again
Dying I destroyed
Death and opened up the door
To heaven
I am the Way and
The Truth and the Life, by Whom
You enter
Cross and Crown are Mine
And yours, if you call on Me
By pure faith
I am My own Name
To call on that Name is to
Be like Me
2006-09-02 10:40:43 · answer #2 · answered by songkaila 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sheryl Crow
2006-09-02 10:11:59 · answer #3 · answered by Stacy B 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Joan Osbourne, suprise you guys dont even know who she is since she is american also!
She sings this one also, which is much better;
I know what youve hiding from me
You know what Im hiding from you
I know that you hurt me real bad
You know that I hurt you bad too
Lets just get naked
Just for a laugh
Lets just get naked
Its a trip and a half
Here comes that story again
All about that television show
Here comes my typical response
Wont you tell me something I dont know
And Im pissed off about being the cops
And youve pissed off about being the maid
And how long till they shut off the phone
Till the next time we get laid
Lets just get naked
Just for a laugh
Lets just get naked
Its a trip and a half...
A trip and a half
Weve been together so long
I hope it wasn? just the drugs
What happened to the energy we had
The morning glories and the rodeo hugs
And I know you like the back of my hand
With a stamp that says I paid to get in
And yes I am your television show
And youre the nicest place Ive ever been
Let just get naked
Just for a laugh
Let just get naked
It wouldn? be so bad...
Let just get naked
Just for a laugh
Let just get naked
It a trip and a half...
2006-09-02 10:48:58 · answer #4 · answered by A_Geologist 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can a Human create all what we can see & what we can not see? Give some respect for who created you. Never create normal image for him. all what he require from you is to thank him for all the things he did for you in a way that he told his prophets.
2006-09-02 10:17:56 · answer #5 · answered by Q8aviation 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is the Alpha and the Omega. He can be anything or anyone He wants. There is no limit to His power or ability.
2006-09-02 10:15:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since reality is perception, it's possible, though if God is one of us, so is the Goddess :) In fact, I believe that each person is the physical persona of their deity.
2006-09-02 10:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by BarelyMakingItBy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey you over there the grat ocean , i really like your question ! Do american people know the Granberries or not ?
2006-09-02 10:14:59 · answer #8 · answered by Stephanf hypnocat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
But what's the music sound like?
2006-09-02 10:09:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
It's better with the music.
2006-09-02 10:11:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋