I'm currently parked next to a kindergarten school in a red van with a crapload of candy and some puppies.
I'm a cool guy, and I like popsicles, do you?
2006-09-02 09:04:25 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Stop lying jerkoff ... you know God took your drivers license away a loooooooong time ago cause you failed the test for parallel parking. Dipstick.
2006-09-02 09:10:46 · answer #1 · answered by fun_guy_otown 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
As a Catholic, I wouldn't be a bit surprised if you were CURRENTLY a Catholic priest. However, I think you'll have a long wait if you're parked outside a kindergarten today. Not only is it Sunday, but kindergarten won't be back to school for a couple of weeks still.
2006-09-02 16:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. What an impressive resume. Maybe you should run for president next! I'm sure we'd all vote for you, since you are a LIAR!!! I realize my mistake now when I said anyone could run this country better than Bush. I know now I was wrong because there are people like you out there who make me want to HURL! Go back where you came from. From the looks of your pic, I think you know where that is.
2006-09-02 16:13:16 · answer #3 · answered by Autumn_Anne 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea i like popsicles...
really? u used to be a catholic priest...? wow, impressive... really, no joke...
since you are told that to the public, i'm gonna let you in this one little secret of mine...
My dad was Darth Vader until he met my mom, Princess Leia... She was wearing her golden bikini... R2D2 could not say anything... months later, me, Frodo Baggins of the Shire was born...and now I am on the quest to destroy the One Ring...
it feels good sharing that with everyone, doesn't it...
2006-09-02 16:23:11 · answer #4 · answered by freekspy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does anyone care? Unless you are continuing in your old ways, that is if you are a paedophile (as are a number of priests, such a nice bunch)
2006-09-02 16:09:42 · answer #5 · answered by robert43041 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It has been believed heretofore in the world that there is one devil that presides over the hells; that he was created an angel of light; but having become rebellious he was cast down with his crew into hell. This belief has prevailed because the devil and satan, and also lucifer, are mentioned by name in the Word, and the Word in those places has been understood according to the sense of the letter. But by "devil" and "satan" there hell is meant, "devil" meaning the hell that is behind, where the worst dwell, who are called evil genii; and "satan" the hell that is in front, where the less wicked dwell, who are called evil spirits; and "lucifer" those that belong to Babel, or Babylon, who would extend their dominion even into heaven. That there is no one devil to whom the hells are subject is evident also from this, that all who are in the hells, like all who are in the heavens, are from the human race (see n. 311-317); and that those who have gone there from the beginning of creation to this time amount to myriads of myriads, and every one of them is a devil in accord with his opposition to the Divine while he lived in the world" (Heaven and Hell n. 544).
2006-09-02 16:09:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If you're a priest complete this sentence- To thee do we cry, poor banished children of Eve
2006-09-02 16:16:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are disgraceful!!!
I am not Christian or Catholic and I find this post appalling!!!
If you have no respect for the feelings of others, at least show a bit of respect for yourself.
Blessing )O( (You need them)
2006-09-02 16:21:27 · answer #8 · answered by Epona Willow 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A mere priest? I thought you were the pope!
2006-09-02 16:18:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in the name of jesus christ i will considr as long as you are typing and reading with the big kids here you are not preying on the innocent and at that i will hand you over to God
2006-09-02 16:08:27 · answer #10 · answered by poppysgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋