2006-09-02 08:40:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Toddler & Preschooler
Put velcro on the ceiling.
2006-09-02 10:05:00 · answer #1 · answered by unbeatablec 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Is this the joke I used to hear all the time when I was a child? If it is, the answer is: PUT VELCRO ON THE CEILING. I am not racist and I never liked the joke then, but as a hairdresser I can appreciate the fact that it might just work! Hee Hee Of course it would also work on white children with curly enough hair too. Kids are a mess no matter what nationality they are - they'll find a way to jump on the bed despite all the futile efforts of the parent to stop them!
2006-09-02 15:50:44 · answer #2 · answered by heartforhelping 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does being black have to do with children jumping on the bed? Maybe it is a joke, not funny.
2006-09-02 15:44:39 · answer #3 · answered by sideways 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I hope you don't think only black kids jump on the bed cause right now you sound stupid but if you tell them your going to discipline them if they will do again and if they do it again follow through with what you said
2006-09-02 15:49:42 · answer #4 · answered by D 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
does it matter the color of the child?? I let my dd jump on her bed
til she got to big and was jumping off the bed and makeing loud thuds on the floor. I just told her that the bed was sleeping not for jumping and she was getting to big to jump on the bed.
2006-09-02 16:43:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have news for you....all children like to jump on the bed!!!
2006-09-02 15:46:16 · answer #6 · answered by -------- 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why does it matter what color a child is? Kids like to jump on beds, even if they know they'll fall and hurt themselves. You just have to be firm with them.
2006-09-02 15:43:36 · answer #7 · answered by S. O. 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Same as any children. Be the Adult and make them mind
2006-09-02 15:49:31 · answer #8 · answered by Rene G 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
news flash.....every child jumps on the bed no matter what their race is...what a stupid question
2006-09-02 16:19:07 · answer #9 · answered by Very Berry 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does black have something to do with it? Do they jump harder or higher that any other kid?
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2006-09-02 17:27:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just let them and when they done just make up your bed.
2006-09-02 16:30:25 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋