A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little
girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
" Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?"
" Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket fora safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector on the back of it."
The young girl looked up at the cop and said,
" Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?"
"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.
The little girl looked up at the cop & said,
"Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."
2006-09-02 08:22:34 · 22 answers · asked by veri 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol^_^
2006-09-02 08:25:13 · answer #1 · answered by ajkash_desi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
but i am sure the girl said that while trying not to break her ribs with laughter to see a dick over the top.
2006-09-02 09:46:15 · answer #2 · answered by Monroe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH the final one made me fall of my chair i laughed that lots lol wen i heard the punch line. i presumed the punch line could be summit like he couldn`t get the tape of yet ur answer became class 10/10
2016-09-30 06:52:52 · answer #3 · answered by wheelwright 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha, i would crumble the ticket and throw it in his face. Smart little girl.
2006-09-02 08:40:56 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooouu!! Now, that is just B-A-D !! LOL. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh.
Have a great Sunday!
2006-09-02 17:38:53 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Children these days are thinking so foul!
2006-09-02 08:39:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha that's funny. Tell us another one.
2006-09-02 08:31:28 · answer #7 · answered by Bubbles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The cop is busted!!
2006-09-02 08:37:39 · answer #8 · answered by Junk Head 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep i told this before and it's quite old sorry ♥
2006-09-02 14:23:37 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol smart little girl
2006-09-02 08:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...I hate cops...
2006-09-06 06:35:47 · answer #11 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋