when i come to uk my friend doctor umbongo says i get a house an kar. what kar will i get and how much money me get from britsh goverment? i ned 10.000 pounds, i will settle for7.000 me not greddy
2006-09-02 08:13:52 · 31 answers · asked by dr umbongo 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
dr umbongo is a respected circumciser in chigwell. he say i get money from goverment for going to uk
2006-09-02 08:27:01 · update #1
passy wollow me know spek enlan gud but me spek better engund than u
2006-09-02 08:32:44 · update #2
dorothea l do not offend me or my famliy, yo call me ****** i will report u. ur dog look nice in cameroon we call it lunch.
2006-09-02 08:39:24 · update #3
Oh my f*cking GOD how stupid are these answerers? They ACTUALLY BELIEVE this is a real question! HILARIOUS! It never fails to surprise me how many retards there actually are here. I think I will play along though...
Me noe spek proppir englan iithir, bbutt yuu spelin tin thoosan puund ronn, yuu chood haav fiyv zeeroes.
2006-09-02 09:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Your friend made a slight mistake. While you will get your choice of car and flat and arrangements will be made for Ocado or Sainsburys or Tesco to deliver groceries to you once a week, these benefits (and more) are arranged by and at the expense of your own Embassy.
You should ring your Ambassador now to make sure he meets your flight at Heathrow, and that he gives you your blue diplomatic tax exemption card on arrival.
2006-09-02 15:21:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Certainly Sir. What colour car would you like? Would Sir care for air-conditioning in it? You will find the UK extremely welcoming and generous. Ideally, you will not want to do any work, perhaps just stretch your legs once every few weeks to collect some government handouts.
For housing, of course we will help, and at no cost to your good self either Sir! Feel free to turn it into a brothel or a drug-den too. You won't have any legal problems, and on the off-chance your activities land you in any trouble, you simply plead asylum, and all the troubles disappear!
Welcome aboard the goodship Blairypop! Bring some friends.
2006-09-02 15:21:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
There are no hand outs. Don't just come here looking to be a burden on the rest of good taxpayers that work very hard to keep going. I've got a full time job with what can be considered a decent wage and I don't have a car and the gov't isn't looking to give me one either. You will not get a hand out of money either. I don't know where your friend got his/her information, but find out for yourself by contacting the British embassy yourself. Just don't come here expecting to sit on your a** and for the rest of us to support you.
2006-09-02 15:20:48 · answer #4 · answered by snowfoxx71 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'm sorry to have to be the one to give you BAD news. I think your friend "Dr. Umbongo" seems to be pulling your plonker!!!. Cars,money and houses are not available from the British Government. Dinky cars, dolls houses,and Monopoly money can be purchased at your local toy store,at reasonable prices!!
2006-09-02 15:47:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well the streets are paved with gold so normally people just take a few flagstone home as to the car that is personal preference.
2006-09-02 15:22:28 · answer #6 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I is sorry to tell u this but Dr Umbongo died last week..I should know i was there.
His last words to me were,'stop the greedy bleed ers coming in or the country will sink'
You've visa will be refused and the house you wanted will be knocked down and a coffee house will be built in it's place.
Good luck though and i hope you get what you deserve.
2006-09-02 16:00:03 · answer #7 · answered by blissman 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Come on in. Join the many who have come before. Yes we will give you a house and a car, money to live on, and we will pay most of your bills.
This is not a joke!!!
2006-09-03 04:32:38 · answer #8 · answered by steve b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
think this fella is a wind up merchant!! when u do well if u do i suggest a translator to get on in this country (oh no dont that wil require more of our TAX money to pay for it!! as for doctor umbongo he got have a made up name!!
2006-09-02 18:11:46 · answer #9 · answered by misslj76 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why the hel should you get a car for nothing and why the hell should you get that kinda money off the goverment?i have £90 to last me to weeks and iam desperate for a job.how the fcuk do you think i feel ?the goverment dont give people like me fcukall they just try to screw people like me and give people like you money and good lifes.
2006-09-02 15:19:05 · answer #10 · answered by stoke 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋