Blonde Joke?

Question

A dum blonde walks into a chinese restaurant, the waiter asks her "can I help you? what would you like?. She says Sum-Yung-Men

Answer 1

There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field. She was in a boat rowing, with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”


Three blondes were taking a walk in the country when they came upon a line of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those must be deer tracks!"
The second blonde said, "No, stupid, anyone can tell those are rabbit tracks!"
The third blonde said, "No, you idiots, those are horse tracks!"
They where still arguing ten minutes later when a train hit them.

Answer 2

One joke deserves another!
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...

10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet

8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-****."

5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.

4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.

3. You're counting down the days until menopause.

2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

Answer 3

HAHA! I got a blonde joke too.
There were 3 white people. 1 of them were a blonde. They were stuck on an island and they rubbed a lamp. A genie came out and the two whitle people said they wanted to go home. The blonde said i wish my 2 friends came back here. :]

Answer 4

Funny Sum-Yung-Men
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Answer 5

Q: What did the Dumb Blonde do when she went to a film that had an NC-17 (no under 17's) rating?
A: Went home and got 16 friends.


Q: Did you hear about the blonde who attempted to drive to EuroDisney?
A: She saw a sign saying: "EuroDisney Left" so she went home.

Answer 6

Ynother Yine Yne

(Another Nice One for Normal People)

Answer 7

My favorite: This guy and his blonde colleague are at work in a warehouse when the guy says, "I've really had it with this place. I'm gonna get out of work today."
He climbs up into the rafters and hangs upside down by his knees.
When the boss comes in, the guy starts rocking back and forth saying, "I'm a light bulb! I'm a light bulb!"
The boss freaks, calls the paramedics and sends the guy home.
Just as the boss returns to the warehouse he sees the blonde walking out the door.
"Where do you think you're going?" he asks.
"Home, of course," she replies. "You don't expect me to work here in the dark, do you?"
Who says blondes are dumb?

Answer 8

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there."
A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath.
"Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes."
Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks toward the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened.
The blind man eats his meal and leaves.
Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again.
"Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man."
"I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork."
The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man.
After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli."
Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in, he's going to test him.
The blind man eats and leaves.
He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen.
He tells his wife, "Sue, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man."
Sue complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting.
"Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you."
The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Sue worked here..."

Answer 9

I love dumb blond jokes.

Seven Degrees of Blond
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> FIRST DEGREE
>A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
>The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment and
>said,
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>"How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>The husband said, "Who was that?"
>The wife said, "I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is
>clear."
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>SECOND DEGREE
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> Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on
> the sidewalk
>and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says,
>"Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!"
>So the first blonde hands her the compact.
>The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!"
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> THIRD DEGREE
> A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes
>out and buys a gun.
> She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door
>she finds him
>in the arms of a redhead. Well, she is really angry. She opens her
>purse to take out
> the gun, and as she does so, sheis overcome with grief.
> She takes the gun and puts it to her head.
> The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
> The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!"
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>FOURTH DEGREE
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> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
> She proudly says, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
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> A friend says, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin?"
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> The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy: W."
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>FIFTH DEGREE
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> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
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> "Is it mine?"
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> SIXTH DEGREE
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>Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in herUS
>government class.
>The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.
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> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the
>decision George Washington
> had to make before he crossed the Delaware."
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> SEVENTH DEGREE
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>Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>ransacked and burglarized.
> She telephoned the police at once and
> reported the crime.
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> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9
>unit, patrolling nearby was the
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> first to respond As the K-9 officer approached the house with his
>dog on a leash, the blonde
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> ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his
>dog, then sat down on the steps.
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> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find
>all my possessions stolen.
> I call the police for help, and what do they do?
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> They send me a BLIND policeman."
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Answer 10

i got one.
a blonde, a brunette, and a red-head escaped from jail, with the cops after them. they went in a alleyway. the brunette hid in a dumpster, the red-head hid in a trash can, and the blonde hid in a potato sack. a cop goes in the alley. he taps the dumpster. the brunette says "woof! woof!". the cop thought it was a dog. he taps on the trash can. the red-head says "meow! meow!" the cop thought it was a cat. the cop taps on the potato sack. the blonde says "potato! potato!" they took her to jail.