Who else thinks MY idea should be Trademarked about Nicole Ritchey?
I think Nicole Ritchey should get two Italian Greyhounds, one male, one female, and name them
Anna for the girl
Rexia for the boy
So when she calls them people will look at her and say, "yep there is annorexia"
Here Anno, Rexia! Here Anna, Rexia.
I should write for David Letterman, will somebody please forward this to him! LOL!
2006-09-02 06:47:12 · 11 answers · asked by jondulea 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To the nay sayers shut up! All you who are so uptight about this joke make me laugh, I might have to come up with a joke or better yet, a drawing to reflect your personality type. Let me give you a written visual. Well even that is hard to provide as I have never looked at your anus(es). Now kiss mine. }0{
2006-09-02 12:49:31 · update #1
i didnt think it would be but that ended up being funny as f#ck............good one keep em cumming
2006-09-02 07:18:16 · answer #1 · answered by rosewalker1987 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah that's funny, I bet it makes it around, and we'll eventually hear it on the streets! I know I'm gonna tell it. The people that can't take it as the joke it's meant to be probably take life that way, not seeing the fun of it. Don't be discouraged by them.
2006-09-02 07:29:22 · answer #2 · answered by Keds 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sure..I know him...
Why bicycles are better than Women...
Bicycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride your Bicycle any time of the month.
Bicycles don't have parents.
Bicycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Bicycle with your friends.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you've ridden.
When riding, you and your Bicycle can arrive at the same time.
Bicycles don't care how many other Bicycles you have.
Bicycles don't care if you look at other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you buy Bicycle magazines.
You'll never hear, "Surprise, you are going to own a new Bicycle" unless you go out to buy one yourself.
If your Bicycle goes flat you can fix it.
If your Bicycle is too loose you can tighten it.
If your Bicycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics with it.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy who works on your Bicycle.
If you say bad things to your Bicycle, you don't have to apologize before you ride it again.
You can ride your Bicycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
You can stop riding your Bicycle as soon as you want and it won't get frustrated.
Your parents won't remain in touch with your old bicycle after you dump it.
Bicycles don't get headaches.
Bicycles don't insult you if you're a bad rider.
Your Bicycle never wants a night out with the other Bicycles.
Bicycles don't care if you're late.
You don't have to take a shower before you ride your bicycle.
If your Bicycle doesn't look good you can paint it or get better parts.
You can ride your Bicycle the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie, or meet its mother.
The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
When in mixed company, you can talk about what a great ride you had the last time you were on your Bicycle.
2006-09-02 07:02:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Poor nichole... I like her looks before... oh well
2006-09-02 07:05:09 · answer #4 · answered by iamigloo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's very funny,lol
2006-09-02 07:05:00 · answer #5 · answered by B.B. 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that's cool ! I'd send it to him !
2006-09-02 07:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good! LOL!
2006-09-02 06:49:37 · answer #7 · answered by ~Azorian Chick~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You don't get out much, do you?
2006-09-02 07:05:17 · answer #8 · answered by lobo 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
not funny
2006-09-02 07:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
good one! lol!
2006-09-05 21:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by GirlsRGamers2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋