Still having a bad day???

Question

Still think you are having a Bad Day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically,
almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist
towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly
current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his arm in
two
places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.
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Answer 1

hoho ho ho..got one for you !

"A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?"

Answer 2

u never get my jokes. grrrrrr. or do u? hmm? lol.
when i think of texan girls i think of Jessica Simpson and the best damn b lowjobs in all of the good ol' USA.
GOD BLESS AMERICA!

A Man Comes Home…


A man came home from work early one day in the mood to make love. As he walks in the door with that 'look' in his eyes his wife goes, ' uh-huh I can't, I have to go to the doctor for my annual pap smear'. He stops to think about it for a second then he says, 'You don't have to go to the dentist too, do you?'

Go Texan b lowjob princess GO!!!! woo hooo!

Answer 3

yep another oldie but a goodie ♥

Answer 4

LOL. LOL.