a man goes out drinking every night,returning to his home in the wee hours of morning,no matter how much he drinks he never gets a hangover. this drink is very well known but it is rarely consumed,served warm, the man is a sucker for a free drink especially since he can not live with out it.
what is his favorite drink?
2006-09-02 06:39:13 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It's blood.
You're obviously describing a vampire.
I think. LoL
2006-09-02 06:42:10 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie Armour 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
piss
Signs that you are too drunk would be...
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Job interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence?? - I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth... - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you
At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed. - hmmm.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...
2006-09-02 06:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood
2006-09-03 05:36:23 · answer #3 · answered by Blackduchess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood
2006-09-02 10:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by uddytrueblue 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is the guy a vampire? goes out at night, drinks warm blood, goes back in the daylight and wakes without a hangover?
just guessing.
2006-09-07 08:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by x3babyshayy♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blood.
2006-09-03 01:32:41 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Water!
2006-09-02 06:42:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Warm water??
2006-09-02 06:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Could be water, might be blood though
2006-09-02 07:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by sue_k3851 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blood? ...or I could be really crude with the 'sucker' related part of the question!
2006-09-05 04:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by Gemma e 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋