Two sperm cells are swimming along. One pulls out a map and says to the other: "How far until we get to the fallopian tube?"
and the other replies: "It's miles yet, we've only just past the tonsils."
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There were three men on a camping holiday, all in a tent in a farmers field. In the morning the three men told eachother what they had dreamt the night before.
The one on the left said "I dreamt that someone was pulling my knob all night!"
The one on the right said "I also dreamt someone was pulling my knob all night."
The one in the middle said "I dreamt i was skiing."
2006-09-02 06:06:01 · 26 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahaaahaa...gud ones.gud nite,going for skiing...er...i mean for sleeping
2006-09-02 06:40:48 · answer #1 · answered by Bold&Beautiful 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
9
2006-09-02 06:10:00 · answer #2 · answered by SaRAh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 + 7
2006-09-09 11:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by allstarcharles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody else on Yhaoo! Answers aid that second Joke, But I'd rate the first one a 8 and the second one a 9 since I heard hat one before.
2006-09-09 09:52:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Out of 10 Isla: 8, constantly enjoyed this Maisie: 5, blended, i think of it fairly is candy yet i've got faith for my section it fairly is too infantile to be an entire call Lola: 8 like this too Georgina: 7 Ava: 6, ok, not something particular approximately it for me yet i think of it fairly is okay Sophia: 6, oddly i want Sophie Annalise: 8, like it, diverse Scarlett: 6, makes me think of of a fiesty yet fiercely unswerving female Imogen: 7 i don't understand why i like it
2016-11-23 19:20:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First once 9 second one 6-> only because ive heard it like a dozen times
2006-09-08 16:58:46 · answer #6 · answered by artchic1984 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
5 and 5
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules,
goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of
yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
2006-09-02 06:13:45 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
OK, the first one gets get a 8, and the second one a 9. Those are both pretty funny.
2006-09-02 06:11:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Ones!
the above Averages ones!
2006-09-07 21:30:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anurag Bhatia 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7 and maybe a 5~4
2006-09-02 06:10:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first one was really good. The second is just an old joke so no laugh there. sorry. It was funny when I first heard it.
2006-09-06 06:33:49 · answer #11 · answered by { Me } 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋