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Do you think she would be mad if I squirted her with the hose over the fence?

2006-09-02 06:00:50 · 45 answers · asked by BadAdvice 3 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

45 answers

why dont you join her i would

2006-09-02 06:03:11 · answer #1 · answered by angel 36 6 · 2 0

She might be but you could always just say OPPSIE

Hopefully this woman has a privacy fence up?
But honestly, there are alot of women who prefer to sunbath in the nude to keep from getting all those tan lines. And as long as she has a privacy fence up then there should not be a problem.

If she doesn't have a privacy fence up and she can be seen nude by the public then call the police and ask them to come out and have a talk with her about it. Even if you are on your own property it is still illegal to be nude in the public's eye.

2006-09-02 06:08:20 · answer #2 · answered by ETxYellowRose 5 · 0 0

If she's got a privacy fence where someone has to walk up and peep through it, or try to see over the top of the fence then I don't see an issue. If this is some kind of a picket or chain link fence then she needs to be squirted with the hose!

2006-09-02 06:03:35 · answer #3 · answered by Jason 6 · 0 0

Depends. Can you see her without standing on a ladder and peeking over the fence? If you can see her from your porch or the ground then she's ripe for hosing. Be sure to give her a polite "Whoopsie! Sorry `bout that, naked lady!" when you're done. If she calls the cops tell them you thought it was a bear and were simply trying to do her a favor by scaring it off, because you're a good neighbor and that's what good neighbors do.

2006-09-02 06:06:24 · answer #4 · answered by My Evil Twin 7 · 0 0

Post her address up here and you won't have to squirt her, the mob of guys will do it for you, all you have to do is sit back and watch the action under a sun umbrella while sipping on a Pina Coloda.

2006-09-02 06:04:37 · answer #5 · answered by wondering 4 · 1 0

If it is one of those short fences where anyone who wants to look (or not look ) can look then you should but if is a tall fence then it is really none of anyone's business

2006-09-02 06:04:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Take pics and post them on the internet. If she is young and nice looking then sell them on the internet. You could make some serious $$$ off of her.

2006-09-02 06:08:51 · answer #7 · answered by vincewood30 2 · 0 0

Most persons live in half ugly, obese women and half men environments, without any good looking women.

2006-09-02 06:12:28 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

mmm not half as much as she would if you called the authorities to notify them of a sexual predator enticing the young boys in the neighborhood :)

2006-09-02 06:03:17 · answer #9 · answered by mole 4 · 0 0

Actually, you could be charged with assault. If she is on her property it is her business. If you squirted me that would be a huge mistake!

2006-09-02 06:04:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Take pictures and post them on the internet.

2006-09-02 06:02:39 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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