My dog has Jesus cornered in the backyard, should I let him bite Jesus? If he draws blood, will my dog be saved by the blood of Jesus? Everyone seems to be trying to find jesus, and my dog has him! What is your advice people?
2006-09-02 05:46:47 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ARE YOU THE ONE? ARE YOU? ANSWER ME!!! SHUT UP NOW, IS THIS THE ONE?!!!! PLEASE, PLEASE, SEND IT, GET AWAY!! TAKE YOUR EVIL SEED!! I NEED IT, NO, NO, I NEED IT, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!
2006-09-02 05:49:51 · answer #1 · answered by jerkoff 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Do not let the dog bite Jesus. In this day and age of excessive litigation, Jesus will file a lawsuit against you seeing both real and punitive damages for your willful, negligent, and malicious behavior. Due to the tremendous support of the community you will be ostracized as well as being bankrupt.
2006-09-02 05:51:43 · answer #2 · answered by sfredbook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is just the guy from the street corner that wears Jesus sandals and a white sheet.
2006-09-02 05:49:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus might sue if your dog bites him. Or he might just turn him into a loaf of bread.
2006-09-02 05:48:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think YOU should bite Jesus
2006-09-02 05:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't - not all dogs go to heaven (especially those who bite Jesus).
2006-09-02 05:49:33 · answer #6 · answered by TJMiler 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why are you so angry?
If you have been hurt by others who have claimed to be Christian that is normal. All Christians are also human.
You need to separate what man has done from what God can and wants to do in your life. Man is stupid. God loves you.
2006-09-02 05:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Brooke 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hope the dog turns and bites you where it hurts. BTW, reported.
2006-09-02 05:54:54 · answer #8 · answered by MadforMAC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You defintinly need to get a life, and Belive me, it's not jesus. Oh hey, Look Elvis Just stole my Peanut Butter Sandwich!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-09-02 05:50:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
NO! dont let him bite (hay soos) Ya never know if he will sue ya!
p.s. Im a christian
pps Not offended:)
2006-09-02 05:49:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your dog should bite you.
As a matter of fact he is going to bite you.
2006-09-02 05:49:06 · answer #11 · answered by chris p 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋