What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?
"Just flush it like everybody else does."
Why do blondes like lightning?
They think someone is taking their picture.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A space invader.
What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
What do you call an eternity?
Four Blondes at a four way stop.
These two blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would have seen it.
2006-09-02 05:41:48 · 6 answers · asked by ameebas rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!!! I am a blonde and I still think those are funny! Did you make those up? Have you heard this one?
These three women are on the run from the law, there in a car and the police are chasing them. One is a Brunette,one is a redhead,and one is a blonde. They decide to bail out of the car,and jump into sacks.
The police catch up with them and kick one of the sacks-the one with the brunette in it.
"meow,meow" she says.
"oh its just a sack of kittens"the cop says.
He kicks the one with the redhead in it.
"woof,woof"she says.
"oh its just a sack of puppies!"the cop says.
He kicks the one with the blonde in it.
"potato" she says.
GUESS WHO GOT CAUGHT???????
2006-09-02 05:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by hpfg4ever 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Although I didn't laugh or crack a smile, I thought they were pretty funny. I liked the "eternity" one. Classic!
2006-09-02 05:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Traci S. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ive heard a few of these......and even though i'm a blonde i still think theyre funny
2006-09-02 05:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Desi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but never heard of them
2006-09-02 05:46:51 · answer #4 · answered by kandy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha no never heard those before really good nice goin
2006-09-02 05:44:26 · answer #5 · answered by tb 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Few are heard few are not FUNNY LOL
2006-09-02 06:07:21 · answer #6 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋