2006-09-02 05:29:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It was a conspiracy. The king had him whacked by Vinny the knight because Humpty was getting freaky with the queen.
2006-09-02 05:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by dolphins_chic_69 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
2006-09-02 12:36:15 · answer #2 · answered by » mickdotcom « 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty back together again because they had egg salad sandwiches and stomped the shell into the ground to hide the evidence.
2006-09-02 12:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by kriend 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty broken into a million pieces.... *sob*
2006-09-02 12:32:41 · answer #4 · answered by Queenie Tay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Humpty Dumpty was a crackhead.
He died of whatever Ol' Dirty Bastard died of.
I think it's called Crackosis of the liver.
2006-09-02 12:41:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The King wanted an omelet.
2006-09-02 12:42:38 · answer #6 · answered by Nico 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah served
2006-09-02 12:37:29 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know I probably sound nieve... but I think he really did just slip!
2006-09-02 19:23:46 · answer #8 · answered by zebra 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't understand why he was on the wall in thfirst place. LOL.
2006-09-03 08:59:43 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he got served
2006-09-02 12:30:14 · answer #10 · answered by The King 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋